Goblin King Joshua
@goblinkingjosh
Your new favorite Budtender. They/Them. Pansexual as FUCK! Retired craft beer slinger. You can find me here talking music, movies, books, and beer.
Watch out! That is a clear sign your partner may have herpes or the clap. #TechnicolorTerrors #PaganiniHorror
Always love when Daria Nicolodi shows up in an Italian horror flick. You know the shit gonna hit the fan. #TechnicolorTerrors #PaganiniHorror
Is it just me or does this look like a still from a Stevie Nicks music video? #TechnicolorTerrors #PaganiniHorror
It’s literally the female version of Bob Jovi. Also the brazen rip off “You Give Love A Bad Name” is such a bold choice and I respect it. #TechnicolorTerrors #PaganiniHorror
Pure 100% uncut 1980s cocaine made this movie. #TechnicolorTerrors #PaganiniHorror
What the fuck is Kimmy Gibbler from Full House doing in this movie???? #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
This is one sad and pathetic orgy… #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
“Oh you know me. I spent my Saturday night like I normally do. Perving on the ladies.” #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
Literally everyone following #TheLastDriveIn last night. #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
That man is as white as the sky behind him. #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
Yes! More 4:3 Aspect Ration Supremacy! #MonochromeCreeps #NightOfTheBloodBeast
As Jordan once famously said: #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
This character feels like a bastardized offspring of Clive Barker and David Lynch #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
You love to see it. #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
The cuck angle is a must when it comes to a good voyeuristic porn flick. This movie nailed it. #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
When she sends you a pic of the good nipple: #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
Hell yes! We get one of my all time favorite Splatterpunk movies ever as the second movie of the night!?!? This movie is fucking awesome. Anyone watching for the first time? #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #TokyoGorePolice
Matthew going the way of David Carradine was perfect. Fuck Matthew #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitOnYourGrave
Is it just me or does Matthew look like a TEMU Stephen Merchant? #JoeBobsSavageSummer #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitOnYourGrave
This is the one gangbang I am not here for. #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitOnYourGrave
“Heat of the Moment” should have been playing on the radio while she is driving #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitOnYourGrave
Well tonight is starting off with a movie I have never seen before and have been so nervous in potentially seeing but I am excited to see it with @themutantfam.bsky.social anyone else seeing it for the first time? #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitOnYourGrave
The sexiest man to ever grace Shudder. @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn
Dusted off my hoochie daddy shorts and my @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social shirt for the July #TheLastDriveIn special.
Not sure if I have enough goodies for tonight’s #TheLastDriveIn Thoughts? @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social