Sammy Pants
@goddamnsam
29. Chicago. Chemist. Baker. IG - ohgoddamnsam Switch FC - 2825-2373-8507
I just told my bestie the greatest idea ever Ok getting so super stoned outta your mind and listening to Bjork, specifically Biophilia
KMS because the show I got tickets for Kacey Musgraves concert in Chicago got canceled.
They’re sending me to the Haligtree to talk Malenia’s ear off and defeat her by sheer annoyance of my yapping
These two skyrocketed my list of favorite Zelda characters so quick wowee
I spent at least like 3 days trying to find this look last weekend and I feel everyone thought I was crazy trying to explain this look. Nobody knew what I was talking about, but I FOUND IT!!
Asked my boss to lessen my responsibilities and she said yes and wrote it in a formal email for me
Oomf said I should post another since its been a while. Everyone thank oomf
Just took THE @fagonator.bsky.social to the airport and now I have to live like this image while I await their letters (texts and pics of their dog) and I hold down the fort and take care of the children (my squishmallows) while they go to WAR (visiting their family for the weekend)
Going crazy in my room trying to text with everyone but no one BITING and conversing with me
I asked my they/them yesterday what Dinosaur I’d be and they said this one, do we all agree?
Been smiling a lot more with my teeth showing. Used to be so self conscious about my full smile. I’ve just been in a really happy place as of late 🫶🏼
BELLY UP WAS A SUCCESS, I always have a blast with these three 🫶🏼 05.24 💛
Had the best birthday ever thanks to my beautiful friends 🫶🏼 @gaythembo.bsky.social @okayiguesss.bsky.social @heyitsthesun.bsky.social