Pup Litany
@goonysmurf
🔞⚠️ neuro spicy 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (he/him) sometimes-pup who likes your content more than I post. Prolly followed you on Tumblr back then. No IRLs please unless you’re suddenly ready to get really cool about a lot of stuff. 📍Chicago ⚠️🔞
20/50, or a little less than half Make your own version using this link: likebottles.com/fill/25/
#Throwback from the archives. Posted to Tumblr with the caption, “The boys on the Internet will like this, I think.” If they did, they never told me about it!
#TeamDarlene. Just sayin’. (I love all of the top 3, but Darlene has my heart.)
Always lookin like a “normie” these days… Not that I’m mad. We need normies. I’m just not necessarily one of them. I cosplay I guess because I don’t want any more trouble than I already have to put up with.
What should I do with these? Someone saw these 1-ounce glass bottles and thought of me. I love them! But I don't know what I should put in them. The cork toppers will not really secure anything inside the bottle, unless it's sitting still. Open to suggestions.
Headed out in the rain while hoping for as little damage as possible from this visit to the dentist. If you wanna help (and can help without compromising your own situation) links are in a previous post. Thanks if you can! Take care of you if you’re struggling, too ❤️🤑
One of those mornings where I woke up with my hands already at work and then just kept going. Was a little too busy to reach for my phone. Anyway, here's some #TummyTuesday with bonus softie from the archives instead.
FYI: This is what happens when you pour a good candle but use the wrong wick.
The witchy shop was out of cedar wood powder, which I need for making incense. But the proprietress gave me a handful of cedar twigs. Not sure that an old spice grinder will hold up as a tabletop wood chipper. But that’s what’s happening now 🤣
It’s a gorgeous day. Shame the only thing that’s happening for me is laundry lol
So I need readers now. I have mixed feelings about this milestone. Everybody always talking about being hot for old men these days… Feel free to convince me 👴