Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️⚧️
@gothparrotmorgan
She/Her. Spooky trans girl doing spooky trans things. Proud lesbian. ATL hoe. Christo-Pagan. Loves dinosaurs, kaiju, analog horror, industrial music, witchy aesthetics, and FFXIV. Just wants to contribute to the goodness in the world.
Literally the most American article of clothing I own. Happy Al Jorgunsen for President Day!
Going on dating apps in 2026, when most profiles are catfishers or AI and the apps do no meaningful moderation, be like:
How it sounds when y'all whine about entering your 30s. Being a 30-something is literally the best, you're gonna love it, shut up.
Being a Resident Evil fan whose favorite characters are Claire & Jill be like...
This is just kinda my default nowadays. I'm always just 'eggshell fine,' but at least it's still 'fine?'
OH. MY. GOD. PUT IT DI-RECT-LY INTO MY VEINSSSSS
When a new species of Spinosaurus is published, but you find out one of the authors is in the Epstein files and it completely tanks any excitement for the shiny new dino...
Y'know what's funny? I've been doing the 'black upper lip' thing for years, and folks always compliment me by calling it a 'Shego Lip.' And yet...I have never seen a single episode of Kim Possible in my life! I got the idea from Scorpia in the Netflix She-Ra reboot!
I came across this meme recently that helped me feel a lot less helpless and worthless. I may not be any good as a Tank or Fighter, but I am an -excellent- Bard.
Oh dang, Claire Obscur even nabbed itself a FIFA Peace Prize! #TheGameAwards
As someone who was OBSESSED with Rurouni Kenshin as a teenager, THIS. Hell, Kenshin was my first cosplay! Also as a former fan of Father Ted...this. Again.
It's still honestly surreal that Nanotyrannus is back. My favorite deeply unsettling Wayne Barlowe piece is relevant again!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
I'M not about to foster-fail, YOU'RE about to foster-fail!
I call Sabrina my "5G Meower," because she's a Goblin, a Gremlin, a Ghoul, a Goober, and my li'l Gorl. 🥰
@ascension-atlanta.bsky.social at @dragoncon.org is so good I wrecked my favorite pair of boots on the dance floor! F in the chat, y'all!