Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno
I am a stand-up comedian and that is okay
I was saving my last chocolate bilby from Easter because I miss Australian chocolate so much when I’m in the UK and the London heat has THWARTED my treat
I've made an Etsy shop, because I keep having ideas for patches and finding no one has made them yet www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
I have a bunch of stickers left and I’m in Australia for a few more weeks, if anyone didn’t get a chance to buy one at a show and wants some mail
Brisbane! Monday 27th of April! This coming Monday, in fact! 7pm! Good Chat Comedy Club! goodchatcomedy.com/shows/grace-...
muuuuum they’re accusing me of contributing to the downfall of society again!
I accidentally left my beautiful, brand new woollen hood on the bus on its second ever outing because I was so tired after work and I’m just crying because I feel stupid
I’m writing creative non-fiction about all the dead dogs in my life on substack open.substack.com/pub/gracejar...
I’ve been thinking about the worms on the de-worming chocolate box since I was a kid, I just think they’re such fun little guys! they each look like such a good hang
you should listen to episode 26 of The Agonies with @davidpostoffice.bsky.social & @ajinhd.bsky.social ✨ we establish which pokémon we are, our fighting styles, our most controversial takes and towards the end Correos starts drinking a mysterious unlabelled goo and I haven’t seen him since
no costume, unlike you posers I am truly embracing the spooky season by waiting to discover if my boyfriend has gastro in a science experiment exclusively hinged on whether I get it too
when my mental illness isn’t cured by taking a walk, having a shower and putting on moisturiser
forgot to tell anyone that I’m bringing my Rolling Stone recommended Fringe show to !Manchester! on the 12th of October as part of the Women in Comedy Festival PLEASE COME it’s called ✨Just Because I’m Crying Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Having a Nice Time✨ www.ents24.com/festival/gra...
ANZAC soldiers in 1915 waking up from a nice dream and remembering where they are:
feels like I’ve made the wrong call in a Choose Your Own Adventure book and now I’m about to be beaten to death and sent back to the start
got some hometown pals on this week’s episode of The Agonies ✨ James Bartlett/Flamingo Blonde (whose song On Your Side is the fabulous podcast intro/outro music) and Josh Bartlett/01 Thurman - talented musicians AND brothers, if you can believe
NEW PODCAST EPISODE: 21 - The Dog Bite Episode with @casscasspaige.bsky.social ✨ the one where Cass gets bitten by a dog (and is completely fine)
NEW PODCAST EPISODE - THIS IS WAR (it’s paintball) with @miloedwards.bsky.social ✨ this week on The Agonies, we discuss hand carved wooden butt plugs and preparing for the end of the world by going to Glastonbury
NEW PODCAST EPISODE - I forgot to take a photo when @alisonspittle.bsky.social and I recorded, so here’s us in front of some Christmas lights ✨ this week we chat about Irish painkillers, septicaemia and being punched by a childhood enemy
very cool of Rolling Stone to include me in their list of 12 must-see comedy shows at the Edinburgh Fringe, which starts on Wednesday, by the way! it would be even cooler for you to buy a ticket to my must-see show
NEW PODCAST EPISODE: 15 - The Second Time I Was Betrayed by Ants with Jack Knight & Ben McLeay ✨ this week we get into the various revenge purposes for frozen prawns, slipping a disc while ripping your pants, falling in a pool while clad entirely in wool & losing track of your concussion tally
I forgot to post about episode 14 of The Agonies with Kate Dolan, but it is very funny and chaotic and I get locked out of a hotel room in Innisfail in the middle of the recording
