buttitwins defense squad
@gracieminabox
abortion worker x 21y · team pete forever · queer · midwesterner by choice · aspiring antiracist · trans rights or gtfo · capybara enthusiast · cat mom · me =/= my employer · she/her
It’s important to do a thorough assessment of the patient.
Pops wants to ask if Freya has sampled the delicious chewy plastic of the shower curtain yet. A delicacy.
Delighted to announce that my son is now studying for his license as a clinical dietitian. Very proud of this orange boy and his brain cell.
He heard pulmonology wanted to see me and demanded to examine my lungs himself
I’m tired of this shit. Have I mentioned that of late? gofund.me/00afe6bcf if you can help in any way.
Me: “Popsie, be a handsome boy for Mama’s post!” Pops: “Heard, Chef.”
Pops is subbing in the room next door to Chancleta. He may or may not be stoned - sometimes it's impossible to tell. Can someone please wheel in the TV/VCR combo so he can give these damn kids a Bill Nye marathon?
HEY. Reminder: I have just been diagnosed with a rare and ***unbelievably*** expensive autoimmune disease. We’re raising money to cover my hospital and rehab stays, equipment, meds, home care, and more aggressive treatment options. Link in comment. Pls enjoy my queen Helbig in this photo.
Not that I'm going literally anywhere these days, but this morning my large orange son claimed this land (my lap) in the name of Popsicle Frecklegums McGarry. Thought I raised him better than to engage in colonialism, but...
"Suitable for people" well that sucks, I was shopping for a disabled yellow-bellied sapsucker
Staying on brand is important, even on day 23 of this fuckery.
My large orange son says hello to your large orange son.
Bun Bun the Carrot Bunny. A friend for all occasions. (cc: @friedvocalcords.bsky.social)