Sea defence- monifieth beach

Always nice to be up pre-sun after driving nine hours last night to Dundee and getting in at 2330

So “unrecognisable” she got “spotted”

The way they have done the time here annoys me

I too go to work in only my pants

Cannot wait to stop getting emails from the extremely mediocre management team at the girl’s school

I have questions

Dunno if I’d want players made of dough

No idea what this means

You’re a pirate?

Is it being a horrible Cnut?

Five minutes apart. I came upstairs to try and have a shower

This just landed on the table in front of me and there are no corresponding plants anywhere near, or indeed people passing

Nothing dystopian about this

Pick a Bond villian from picture already on your

Apparently I “look stupid”

Like, I dunno, some kind of Act which improves Employment Rights?

That's right (in the absence of Tom Hamilton)

Happy birthday. Here’s Grovesy Baby (Grover) being not terribly weird other than he can jump insanely high and yet still wants me to help him up onto the bed. Also last night refusing to budge from on top of me

I have no idea why BSky thinks your tweet is “rude” Thom

Not much fucking legroom on these new Routemasters - I look like the worst manspreader ever but there just isn’t enough room for me

Truly the dumbest timeline with the most grifting fucks

Users report increased humanity

Amazing pic by Stefan Rousseau (PA) who sadly isn’t on BlueSky but is on the other place x.com/stefanrousse...

What could go wrong (that said, glad the lad is getting another chance)

Not sure it’s a secret that he’s a fucking weapon

Sometimes April fools are just cruel

Do fuck off

Is it in three parts though?