Lauren
@gramnegativity
assistant teaching professor of microbiology | seattle enjoyer, king of the hill expert, tattoo enthusiast, & bacterial geneticist | she/her | personal account
when you don’t want to waste a cute outfit on nobody seeing it but also you’re only two months old
wondered where the cat was all evening yesterday until I realized the nursery door was open
Y’all please look at the baby blanket I made, I am unreasonable proud of it as someone who cannot sew and will not learn
Have I ever actually even read these two? No. Would I get upset if they disappeared from my office? Absolutely yes
the seattle torrent’s first giveaway is a carabiner, this is a franchise that understands their audience
some expert advice for y’all: if you get into an elevator and see this sign, just go on ahead and exit that elevator before the doors close
aftermath of hosting your first large family gathering in your small townhouse and soaking up attention all day long
like I’m getting ads for it on my personal instagram I only use to follow tattooers
new @filthyloot.bsky.social haul arrived just in time for halloween, hell yeah