Little Astros Fella
@greggiefella
Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO
Can I show up with the 10 commandments poster with “thou shall not covet another man’s wife” underlined, highlighted, and a big red circle around it?
Yordan doing almost as much damage against the Rangers as 3 different MLB lineups is very funny. #astros
A New Yorker talking shit about Texas stuff he has no clue about and blocking comments like a pussy is very on brand. Probably a Yankees fan that thinks they didn’t cheat.
What’s up with these spring training looking hats tonight? Also, what’s up with this Ass Spaghetti we’ve been having recently? #astros
ALL THE HALFTIME SHOW HATERS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY HAD ANIMAL LETS GOOOOO!!! #worldcup
Me after the #Astros had me thinking they turned things around in June
Sigh. I regret to inform you that Hunter Brown doesn’t love America…
I do like how the score bug looks like a little monster with tiny buckteeth. I’m naming him Francis. 0..0 #astros
Actual photo of Markwayne Mullin pulling the visas of the Iranian soccer team.
I went out to watch the game with a friend and the bartender gave me a compliment 😌
Took my parents to the game tonight. Sure enough, the Astros started scoring runs once my mom started badmouthing them. Good job boys! #astros
“Wait, he’s actually is willing to have a debate for the first time in 10 years?”
I think it needs to said: The only reason Netherlands vs Japan ended in a draw is because it was played in Dallas. No one is allowed to be a winner in Dallas. 😕 #worldcup
So are we really gonna do that thing we always do where we kick ass and then the next day we suck balls? #astros
I don’t follow the NBA but my coworkers told me the whoever won the western conference champs was gonna have a cakewalk in the finals but now that’s looking dumb?
Okay who let the ballgame into the liquor cabinet???? #astros