Crazy how the seating chart for the Stadium of the Future looks identical to TIAA Bank Field.

I got to vote for a man I truly believe in, and got the greatest I Voted sticker in history.

On Fridays, we wear teal.

One year ago today was one of the hardest days of my life. I'll sew this patch onto my battle vest tonight, play his music, and remember. We miss you Ozz. 💔

I went to a barbershop today that had a dog there. 10/10. Did not mind waiting.

This dude gets more pathetic the more I learn about him.

Sorry for screenshotting from The Bad Place, but this explains my feelings better than I can.

"The type of sky the Four Horsemen wouldn't feel like complete idiots riding out of to begin Armageddon."

THEY TOOK DOWN LADYBUGS RIP TO LADYBUGS No more ladybugs among the living 😫

I wish I could take credit for these, but the old lady who lived here before us planted all of them. We just maintain the bed and enjoy what she built.

Bring back whimsical hood ornaments

Happy Devildriver release day to all who celebrate 🥰

Finally, someone asking the important questions.

If you've ever wondered why I live where it brutally snows for 5-6 months? It looks like this the rest of the time.

I don't support the government but don't ever tell me I'm not patriotic. Not when this is going in my face hole later today.

I bit the bullet and plugged in the Air Conditioner last night. I'm very happy that I made it to July. The electric bill will jump a little but there's no need to suffer needlessly.

Important information for life:

Archival footage on the ancient machine

I have a snow-meter in the backyard to measure how much snow falls. This spring I painted the cardinal on top.

Talking shit on videos about the USA team soccer win while trying to sound as uninvested as possible might be my new favorite hobby.

I aspired to have the type of yard that made deer want to have a lie down. Check.

Built my 7th and final garden bed of the season today. 4 hours from start to finish, including 3 trips to buy soil 🙌

This is Steven Saft. He is the CEO of the Pharmacy Benefits Management company that cancelled my access to a medicine they covered for 10 months, and yanked without explanation. I hope he has the day he deserves.

T2 at the Drive-In. Summer is starting 😁

Mine is doing a glaring vine type thing

This is my kind of game

Dethklok used too much smoke machine and set the fire alarms off. The show has ben stopped for about 15 minutes.