Grimm

@grimmreality

Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

1796 Siguiendo5354 Seguidores5256 Publicaciones

YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube Bluesky

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y grimmreality.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Grimm@grimmreality· 18d

HOLY FUCK

image is a snip of bluesky notification that awesome comic book writer Kelly Sue DeConnick liked a post of mine in this thread, the one where I typed "If you don't know Lucky the Pizza Dog, he took center stage in issue #11 of the Matt Fraction/David Aja Hawkeye series and it is one of the most lovely, sweet, amazing innovations in graphic and/or dog storytelling in ever and I think maybe won awards for that. Cuz Pizza Dog."

Grimm@grimmreality· 19d

Baldwin and Willy Streets, #Madison, somber vigil for Corey Ruiz roars - in a good way - as community organizers report from city hall that Ruiz's broad-daylight summary execution by an MPD officer is being investigated as a homicide, possibly the first time this has happened re the city's PD.

Large and diverse crowd occupy a major intersection on a bright day in a small Midwestern City.

Chalk on the crosswalk on Baldwin Street spelling out "Madison PD murdered Cory Ruiz."

Grimm@grimmreality· 25d

I regret to inform you that no inflatable promotional display guy is on his way to steal your girl more resolutely than Mr. Splash is on his way to steal your girl.

Image of a building on a street fronted by a blue-clad yellow-capped beardy inflatable guy whose shirt says "Mr. Splash" in yellow letters.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 10

haha holy shit

Image is a screen snip of a youtube video title-card showing a man and a woman both wearing earphones to indicate their are professional media people and spliced in between them lies an image of a man whose head is a trash bin, the renowned Lord Binface, independent UK parliamentary candidate. A headline at the bottom left of the image says:

Count Binface
"No one funds
him, he's a bin!"

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 8

I sat Winnie and Hiro over the 4th weekend and snacktime is funny cuz Hiro (right) is a snack-athlete, or snackthlete, if you will, in that he can catch any snack tossed to him, while Winnie (left) is a big dork puppy girl and if you forget and toss her a snack it just plonks right off her head.

Image of two dogs, a long rangey white-and-tan Great Pyrenees-ish mix on the right and an older mostly black gray-bearded lab-ish looking guy only with pointier ears, both looking very happy as if about to get a snack, which they are.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 8

Laura Jedeed fucking rules.

Image is a snip from an email from Laura Jedeed promoting her latest longform report from American fascists' beshitted Freedom250 "State Fair" in DC and the snipper (me) has highlighted the sentence "But I know administrations who use subtext, and they're all cowards."

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 5

Praxis! At the La-Z-Boy.

Image of a gray cat napping on a lap on a chair in what appears to be a living room.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 3

C'mon, this is where we're going with this and we fucking well know it.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jul 2

Oo, yum, guns, football, Big Mac and fascism flavor.

Image of a Gatorade promotional display in a store, featuring a limited edition red-and-white-striped bottle of a Gatorade SKU called "All-American Mashup"

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 26

If you haven't seen Big Mood, maybe consider it, it's mostly pretty funny if sometimes gutwrenching, but if you HAVE seen Big Mood, I think we can agree that Anya, who only has maybe 10 minutes of screentime in the whole 2 seasons, needs her own goddamn show where she is hilarious 100% of the time.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 23

Is it right-wing pro-exterminating-entire-peoples sacks of shit who universally voted for a fucking rapist instead? It's right-wing pro-exterminating-entire-peoples sacks of shit who universally voted for a fucking rapist, isn't it?

Snip from an email that says:

Still, if Mamdani’s candidates win on Tuesday, Mamdani won’t only be seen as a uniquely strong communicator or telegenic presence – but as a powerbroker.

Here’s who’s trying to stop him:...

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 17

That's right. Do not fuck with me.

Image of an urban street, parking and sidewalk with a white sign on the sidewalk that says "SIDEWALK CLOSED"

Image of a pale oldish baldheaded and bespectacled man in a black t-shirt standing on that same sidewalk just past the "SIDEWALK CLOSED" sign.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 16

Name a movie that gets better every time you watch it.

Still from the film Miller's Crossing in which the protagonist Tom (Gabriel Byrne) has been ordered to execute in Bernie (John Turturro) in a desolate patch of forest.

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 12

Via @mehdirhasan.bsky.social, if Nina Kharoufeh is performing near you, go give her your fucking money just to support the notion of THIS happening.

snip of text from a promo for a Zeteo interview with Nina Kharoufeh that says "On top of all of that, Nina is also an amateur boxer who has competed in fights at Madison Square Garden. 'If you could challenge anyone in the world to a fight, who would it be?' Mehdi asks. 'Amy Schumer,' Nina says."

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 7

MY BUDDY IKE _IS_ A DOG BEAR

Grimm@grimmreality· Jun 1

This is such a racket. Of COURSE I want the second one, the fuck am I gonna do with ONE shoe?

Image of a display of sneakers in a mall bearing bright red signs that say

BUY ONE
GET ONE
50% OFF

Grimm@grimmreality· May 29

Inbred-Nazi-tank-guy-from-Kelly's-Heroes-looking motherfucker.

Still shot from the movie Kelly's Heroes showing a pallid meaty-faced blond man in a Waffen SS uniform standing amid a ruined town.

Grimm@grimmreality· May 27

Do not come to the East Side if you are not prepared for some motherfucking truth.

Image of a corner power pole on a city block with simple black and white sign taped to its base, which reads

RACCOONS
ARE
REAL

Grimm@grimmreality· May 24

My sister has a Frenchie bud named Kobra she sees when she goes to Indiana and Kobra does a happy little tummy dance on his back when he goes outside and this has to be the only reason to go to Indiana.

Grimm@grimmreality· May 23

Grimm@grimmreality· May 20

[P] quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Image of a "rock band," Kaptain Kool and the Kongs, stars of a shitty '70s kids show, dressed in garishly colorful outfits suggesting a 1970s pedigree.

Grimm@grimmreality· May 19

Yeah yeah, better cereal boxes than you have tried, store-brand raisin bran, you brightsiding prick.

Image of a box of cereal sitting on a counter, its back panel featuring a giant headline

FEEL GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF!

under which it enumerates a bunch of tips for "positive living" and "stress relief."

Grimm@grimmreality· May 16

Ace's mom said that everytime we grill out back Ace perches himself in the optimum window to observe said grilling longingly as if waiting for bratwurst to return from the sea so, next time we did it, we looked up at and YUP.

Image of the back of a pale yellow house focused on a window in which can be seen the barest outline of a ghostly apparition.

A zoom-in of the window from the previous image showing the slightly more definition to the ghostly apparition such that it now looks like a little dog

Grimm@grimmreality· May 16

My nextdoor neighbor Ace putting on his I Know You Have Snacks and You Should Gimme Snacks face.

Image of a tan French bulldog behind a fence, staring up at you expectantly as if he knows you have snacks, you bastard.

Grimm@grimmreality· May 5

Some awesome person made a Vault Boy version of the Charlie Day conspiracy meme and, whoever you are, take a bow cuz this rules.

Image of a blond cartoon man in a yellow and blue jumpsuit, an iteration of the Vault Boy mascot of the Vault-Tec Corporation from the Fallout video game series, only instead of his normal happy countenance his face is twisted in manic obsession as he points a conspiracy map behind him. The image is a memetic take on another meme, that for Charlie Day in front of a similar conspiracy board in a scene from the tv show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Grimm@grimmreality· Apr 22

I bitch a lot about the algorithms but then youtube throws this into my face and I think no one will ever know me better.

A tv screen showing the title card of a youtube video, which asks "Could 2018 LeBron prevent France from falling to Nazi Germany in 1940?"

Grimm@grimmreality· Apr 19

HI I AM A DUMB BABY DOG AND I JUST ATE A PEN

Image of a young black lab lying on a floor full of toys she has destroyed or partially destroyed, staring at the camera with a surprised look on her face is if taken aback that pens are something she should not eat.

Grimm@grimmreality· Apr 11

I asked the bartender if this image obviously drawn by someone who worked at the bar meant the bar was serving walrus burgers and he said no, but I don't really know how else you interpret this.

Image of a whiteboard in a Wisconsin tavern that shows daily/weekly food specials, including the weekly "Burger Battle" listing two different creative iterations of a hamburger, all normal bar menu stuff except, in the lower right corner, an oddly rendered cartoon of a hamburger wherein the top bun of the hamburger seems to be the head of a walrus.

Grimm@grimmreality· Mar 23

😭😭😭

snip of a verse from from the Billy Bragg song A New England, which goes:

I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them, but they were only satellites
It's wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care

Grimm@grimmreality· Mar 20

Oh no I met a puppy named Benedict tonight and now I have no choice but to put him in my coat pocket and slink out of my sister's neighbors' house.