G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000

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I am a writer of fictions stuck in a digital limbo, conjuring worlds to brighten my own.

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G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· 29d

A pen (or similar foreign object) inserted into the deep bellybutton of the chubby belly of a lovely lass. My own poor example, using my geekette OC Bettie, having shoved chopsticks into hers (done ASAP to match the spirit of the exercise). (Original image was drawn by @donutbronut.bsky.social.)

An edited doodle of the pear-shaped and potbellied geekette character Bettie Campe sitting in a ramen restaurant. The image is cropped so that her belly is in the focus of the shot, clearly bloated enough that her shirt is riding up and her panties are exposed. At the same time however, it's clear that belly of hers is surprisingly pliable even after however many bowls or ramen she's already eaten, evidenced by an unbroken pair of chopsticks sticking halfway out of her shockingly deep bellybutton.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jun 11

The disparity between what this joker says and what she actually says in the video genuinely upset me... it's the kind of thing that fascists will point to and argue that we're the unreasonable ones while going around and doing it with no qualms.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jun 11

Are these new road vehicles the same ones that were used in the TRV? Just made with the same color plastic? I just wanted to see if they could be disassembled for customization like the originals.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jun 9

A bomb in the lasagna?! Great Scott!

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jun 5

I'm going to have to be very careful about how I steal some of these pinup ideas for my race queen OC. (Kazumi Hyakumi drawn here by @racersplat.bsky.social.)

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jun 3

I've seen teenier.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· May 24

More than happy to assist.

A box of arm-length veterinary gloves, 100 count.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· May 23

Didn't expect to use the Pikachu bounce house a second time, but it's appropriate nonetheless.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· May 20

I was a touch more polite, I concede.

Comment to the FCC reading the following:

Are you going to put up warnings of couples sharing the same bed? What about warnings of stories featuring pregnant women? Do not do either of these, and do not do this for LGTBQ discussions either.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· May 15

A noble sacrifice.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· May 6

Since the internet is filling up with Star Fox hot takes, here's mine: I promise you someone at Nintendo HQ brought up the old puppets from the 1993 Star Fox promotional material, said "we could make them real now!", and everyone clapped.

Starfox (1993) promotional puppets (left to right: Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, Falco Lombardi).

Promotional artwork from Starfox (2026). Front to back: Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare (right), Slippy Toad (left), Falco Lombardi, Wolf O'Donnell.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Apr 12

That is admittedly complicated. I have some favorites that I go to, but you don't need me to tell you to mind the triangle.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Apr 7

Don't know why I remember her after all these years.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Mar 29

It's 2006 and I'm seeing fetish artists drawing Tachibana Mizuki... It's 2026 and I'm seeing fetish artists drawing Tachibana Mizuki...

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Mar 27

These days I mostly just feel like the equivalent of one of those quippy unisex bathroom signs regarding other people's sexuality and gender.

A "Whatever: Just Wash Your Hands" graphic depicting a mermaid and a centaur in lieu of the typical gendered bathroom signage.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Mar 12

Never let it be said I wasn't down to shitpost.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Mar 5

Mirrorverse Gastric Band, got it.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Mar 3

Not the character from the franchise I would have immediately picked, admittedly. But I respect it.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 28

"What's wrong, babe? You haven't even touched your Sprinkle Spangles cereal... it's part of your complete breakfast!"

Screenshot from the 1994 Sprinkle Spangles cereal commercial from 1994, featuring a bowl of the sprinkle sugar cookie-inspired cereal, a pitcher of milk, toast with butter, and orange juice.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 20

I'm not one to give up on hope, but I know there are other things to hold onto without it. Because as bad as you think you are right now, you know there are worse people who don't deserve the satisfaction of victory as your defeat.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 15

You'd think that would be a bipartisan talking point Democrats would be shouting from the rooftops about how weak these chucklefucks are making us... there's a reason the American Century of Humiliation has become a meme.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 14

I don't know him well enough to know if he actually hates women, but he's got a really fucked up relationship with them. What's wild to me is that he was being held back from his worst instincts by his team for the longest time... this is him talking about the original idea for The Boss in MGS3.

A quote from Hideo Kojima discussing The Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3: "When I first designed her, in the area around her chest she had a tattoo of a snake. So, when firing a gun, her breast would shake, making the snake look like it was laughing. There would be this legend: that when you saw the laughing snake, your life would soon be over." sourced from Metal Gear Saga Volume 1.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 10

Picture time! I call this a Polish Boy Deluxe: Kielbasa, Cole Slaw, Fries and BBQ Sauce of course, but also Pulled Pork and Pickles.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Feb 3

There's a cafe in my area that's famous for its breakfast and does cake french toast a lot... I don't have a picture of the Biscoff one they do around spring, but here's their Loganberry Soda-Pop French Toast (Berry-Pink Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting and Loganberry Syrup).

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 23

Same energy.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 21

If ever were there a greater sign of Dead Internet Theory to my mind, it would be this AI generated image of (my) niche fetish, posted without thought or care at any part of its creation, with a hilarious glaring flaw even to my amateur eyes... immediately listed for sale on their market.

A screenshot of an AI generated image of what was presumably supposed to be a woman with massive hips, thighs, breasts, and a pregnant belly. Looking at the face reveals the catastrophic failure in the generated model however, as sprouting up from her neck is most of the torso of another large breasted and bellied woman with a half-formed face.

The absolute best case scenario for this image... which is listed for sale by its uploader... is that they did not see the error; this is a distinct possibility, as the image's title is "Milf 99199739733".

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 21

I'm... I'm mad that I want to try this with can of this.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 19

Have you ever done anything with navel play? You do beautiful tummy-centric bodies with navels that always look deep enough to... probe.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 13

At the request of @bzfresh.bsky.social, I'm sharing Orcana, guardian of the depths. She has hydrokinesis, oceansense, and a goddess form with speed and agility. But it's her signature move, the Whirlpool Typhoon, which she uses to vacuum invasive kaiju into her guts with terrifying suction.

The original reference for Orcana, seen here powering up her goddess form. Her clothes, armor, and scepter are all created as part of her hydrokinesis.

Character created by @bzfresh and @groovebot3000, art by @Borisgrim414.

Orcana, in her goddess form, basking in the magesty of the sea and sun. Her black and white orca patterns contrast her bright red hair, shining silver armor, and semi-transparent blue coverings as the mist upon her skin shins in the bright light. She floats inches above the waves, seemingly waltzing upon it, while flanked by a smiling trio of happy dolphins to seemingly sing her praises.

Orcana created by @bzfresh and @groovebot3000, art by @mrsgamenfat.

Orcana floats serenely in the deep ocean, her goddess tattoos glowing sea blue as she uses her oceansense to feel for trouble on the waters. Her black and white orca patterns reflect the water she floats in, her armor and clothes still manifested by her will despite their true nature as seawater.

Orcana created by @bzfresh and @groovebot3000, art created by Tonbelly.

Orcana, in a rare moment of modesty, is affectionately fondled by the skinny speedster known as Phantasm. The blue-haired girl looks up at the blubbery bronze beauty with awe and excitement, eliciting a sheepish smile from the big woman despite not being able to see the little girl below the horizon of her broad front.

Orcana and Phantasm created by @bzfresh and @groovebot3000, art created by @dirtann.

G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000@groovebot3000· Jan 13

The counter to the invulnerable bulk of Europa is the ginger gestating genius of her archnemesis, Dr. Brinnyah Joro. Dr. Joro is a super scientist specializing in superhuman genetics, leading her company Odinicorp while ambitioning to create an heir worthy of defending Earth from alien threats.