Mine is okay time all night long He’s really a college student partying all night sleep in all day

Yes please

“Do you like gladiator movies, Joey?”

That’s when she realized he was all thumbs

This ought to do the job

I got adopted

Accurate

#amtrak

Well sh!T

Piers Morgan is bragging about his accomplishments again

The smears and jeers are from inside the house

If I’m unavailable it’s because I’m in a group holiday …

I am the hot pocket