I WILL FUCK THE OLD OUT OF THAT MAN RIGHT NOW
@grotesqueshit
22 y/o dom top. 18+ account. after reading or jerkin, go donate to gazafunds. com (idk if i can put links in bio) EVERYTHING SAID IS FANTASY/JOKE
north america is full of idiots. especially middle-aged norman reedus fans. you all are earl and norman reedus is natalie.
i did something creepy as fuck BUT i think i managed to confirm that it is actually norman. basically, i looked up pics of his feet to compare and if you look closely, you can see that his second toe is longer and kind of clubbed/wider at the top. the feet in the high heels have the same toe.
me and my middle aged actors i jerk off to
sorry we can't afford little anime catboys we can only afford this
i think he's precious <3333333333 in part because i've seen some really bad renditions of norman reedus' likeness for daryl dixon merch. once you've seen shit like this, any questionable ds merch looks absolutely gorgeous in comparison
unfortunately it seems that norman reedus is gonna play the ghost in the takashi miike movie, as i first assumed. unsurprising, given that my first predictions tend to be the ones that come true. HOWEVER he may still play a diva. i imagine his ghost is a powerdresser who only smokes virginia slims
well there's this pic of ginger spice lmao
i've seen this lady take a GIANT shit. like that mf SHOT outta her bootyhole at 160kmph MINIMUM.
who said a guy with down syndrome can't seduce a man into giving his boss all his money. (but in all seriousness i love the pic)
the us government is hiding the fact that catgirls are real because their paedo asses don't want to admit that norman reedus was the only surviving result of their experiments. so anime fans if you want to fuck a real catgirl/boy. you know what to do.
the boondirk taint vibes for st pattys day. i have something special planned for the day itself but this should tide you over for now.
honestly i feel like a lot of spoiled middle-aged actors would do shit like this and then vehemently deny it
when norman reedus played a crossdressing meth maker
of course!!!!!!!! for me, not to get too personal, but most people in my life abandoned me, so for me, incest is so appealing because it makes it more difficult for the other person to leave because they no longer care. here's a screenshot of what i've written so far!
just want to say that kevin spencer cerebral palsy girl totally ruined my mission of fetishizing mental disability with this tweet. been in shambles ever since. i just want to be a freak with GROWN ADULTS who are disabled, why can't we keep kids out of this. heartbroken.
what i promptly do after seeing any dilf actor
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LMFAOOOOOO. i mean, was ahx not the most nuclear twink death of all time?
when you're disabled but you're not a pro athlete or child prodigy or whatever the fuck so you're useless, can't get laid, and probably will be euthanized
me with colin farrell for no actual reason
me sharing the new middle aged man i goon to now
as the connoisseur of dilf shitposting, i cometh with a new addition. an edward norton shitpost. yes i know the pic is weird it's the only one that i could find of him looking watery-eyed. also look up the gianni matragano version of this because it sounds just like eddy
i realize most people think he looks like a pathetic geek which he does but also he was doing this shit in primal fear which was his first big role at like 26 years old so he's been making his face look scary as fuck for decades by now
may this new year bring lots of old man bussy and middle-aged men with huge tits acting like porno milfs
enough. you're going in the crib.