Greg
@growlygrego
barbed wire won’t stop the wind
Sometimes you gotta put me in a slot canyon during monsoon season and just see what happens. The larger danger is working in an office.
Your mouth says, “I don’t use AI to write my resume.” But your resume, your actual resume, says…
Adobe Acrobat being condescending as hell with me. Only Clippy is allowed to speak to me in that manner, and that fucker is on thin ice after what he did to my family
In the Old West, there were only 2 options for helping a loved one get sober.
SKATEPARK: Yay, $1.8 million in donations to build me! PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis
One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes
real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?
Today’s sign the apocalypse is upon us : When goddamned LinkedIn sends a goddamned notification that 5 goddamned tertiary business acquaintances have played mini goddamned sudoku, we did this to ourselves
Morning Brew email asking the question we’ve all been wondering about for decades