Grummash
@grummash
Just a partnered 38yo in Maryland using the internet to flirt and lust over all the hot chubby men out there. If you reskeet anything of mine without asking (quoteskeeting is fine as long as you're adding something real), warning: you will be blocked.
It's hump day! I need a prostate massage, but this is all I can get. I much prefer the real thing.
*scrunchy hands* I'm an ok cook but a great tummy lover. *more scrunchy hands* pleeeeeease?!
The nearly 8 year old who acts like she's 8 MONTHS old on a beach waddle with me. She loves the beach and ocean sooooo much!
The real life events of the lead up to and the playing of the 1980 Lake Olympic Winter Games were already inspiring. Even if you don't watch the rest of the movie, Kurt Russell's portrayal of Herb Brook's pre-game speech is a must watch clip.
I found *someone* for you and they have a fat ass. Will you fuck it? Please? PLEASE?!
Yep something sure did, handsome neighbor! It was your... big beardy smile! My eyes totally didn't wander down your so-comfy-i-could-fall-asleep-on chest, the snuggable tummy, or the extremely tempting fuzzy fupa. (I was so tired. I didn't even know I fell asleep or that a pic was taken 2 years ago)
Mine isn't nearly as perfectly shaped as yours. But here's mine for comparison.
It was a satirical demotivational poster that someone flipped the bird out to cover part of an image, usually vulgarity, nudity, or violence.
With a cute face and an angelic voice like that on my Timeline? I'm wonderful!