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Actually goddamn snow in Wellington

Mildly obsessed with the "wet hair you phoned while I was in the shower, replica BELIEVE poster from Ted Lasso" look of this economic professor interviewed by the ABC on the Trump tariffs.

The main one is that you can no longer afford takeaways.

My potato crop says hello.

We've all been there.

I am a god.

🎵 Boiling bagels again... 🎶

I expect the government to lodge an official complaint.

I mean... probably. The other me is an orthopaedic surgeon, plus there is a guy back home who drives limos. But who the hell knows.

Will you look at this beauty.

The perfect risotto with mushrooms doesn't exis...

Where's my Michelin star then?

This guy is just me with hair, what the fuck. I'm going to sue.

Listen I'm not saying the national broadcaster thinks you're stupid, but...

Finally, our beloved Pip Adam in the place she belongs: the same sentence as Ursula K. LeGuin. www.ursulakleguin.com/prize26

Sadly there were no survivors.

Whomever the fuck they want. Here, spared you a click.

He's back, and he's going to prison.

"Ill" is a tricky word to capitalise.

Don't make me tap the tweet.

Am I the only weirdo who bain maries pasta sauce over the pot with the water? Or am I in fact A GENIUS AND DOMESTIC GOD?

It's beautiful though.

In other news, I actually did it.

Kia ora, my name is Giovanni Tiso and I make cute bread

May I suggest you get fucked?

Street traffic at our new place is getting me out of bed early but listen I'm not complaining.

Actually she said "disinginuous". Because she's a moron.

Periodic reminder that HUGO was a shit film.