Okay fine here

This is me btw

Anybody else’s mom just take random pictures of you without your consent or is that just my strange new reality since being here

okay maybe the tanlines are working already

sunset

A few more trips to the beach while I’m in Chicago should help

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Meanwhile he always looks likes he’s got a raccoon tail butt plug fully inserted.

I guess I’ll just have to nap at the beach?

not an ocean

I appreciate that he always looks so disappointed.

making friends again

Rochester

New spirit animal identified

Does this count as twink era?

Terrified to imagine what this theme song sounds like

Couples gloryhole?

the fuck is happening here

So this is where all of my exes moved to

divine lighting

sooooooooooo

Omni Mart me to Mars, Teletubbie 👽

A bath and cartoons was exactly what I needed.

“Hold on- I’ll get a towel”

I suppose we’re getting there 😅

time to eradicate the running shorts tan

Discount puppy play location?