Monday

Imagine him with specs impersonating Gordon Kaye. Also just realised he's called Oates. Porridge Oates

Just found this on my phone. Can't believe I didn't use it during the World Cup

Swimming on the radio

Took a shopping trolley that had been dumped on my street back to the supermarket

Met one of these bad girls today 😲. A rescue Romanian Shepherd dog. Absolutely HUGE. Wary of strangers..... 😬. It was actually ok as owner was around. "Doesn't like being touched on the head" 😬

Who is the new Minister for Levelling Up?

Argentina will have to sit back now

Looking forward to the half time show

Hydration break

Nice try. But it’s this

The new Minister for AI

All caddies should look like this

Thursday

Break de hydration

I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.

#PORSPA

Health and Safety risk assessment: a bit sketchy

Oooooooh

You say that.....

Snicko in football?

3rd goal of the tournament

Hydration break

This feels illegal