For people who don’t want to be where they are

The cannibal seems nice enough

Guys I think Lowly Worm is in my neighborhood

Have just spent two days dealing with a dog traumatised by constant thunderstorms and fireworks, so that was fun. And by “fun” I mean “exhausting”. Poor thing. Here she is, hiding in the shower.

Oh yeah, this screams “Nazi”.

Lots of this going on lately

New state motto: “We’re so fine we’ll blow your mind”

So basically…

She’s a little old but she’s a great screw.

Yes, I imagine it was.

So…consume the blood and flesh of your leader?

Just some perfectly normal mugs and vases

Doritos! But in a cup! Wow!

Mmm…cancery goodness…

THERE IS NO MANGO IN THIS. AT ALL. THE SECOND INGREDIENT IS CHOCOLATE. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

I don’t understand Japanese food products at all

Guess what?

By some weird coincidence I am also a chicken tender this week.

It’s okay though - Sven’s totally cool.

Knock twice and tell them “THEY sent me”.

Aw yeah

Cat of the day