Linda

@h00py

Lazy old thing who can type pretty fast. Very long toes. Fondness for beer. Linda’s Creepy Doodles on Facebook. h00py on MetaFilter. Unrepentant lefty. Can write full sentences when required.

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Linda@h00py· 29d

And this is my favourite photo of me and him. Oh fuck, I’m going to miss him so much.

My beautiful boy, wearing glasses, nose ring rampant and mouth agape, attempts to bite my head whilst I, also wearing glasses with particularly frizzy hair, looks on in horror.

Linda@h00py· Jun 21

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Tilda Swinton as a long haired blonde vampire wearing white with mouth agape and fangs prominent.

Linda@h00py· Jun 8

Small sign on old piano which reads ‘I’m old and I’m tired. Please do not play me.’

Linda@h00py· Jun 5

The last of my grandma’s paw paw trees fell over a few weeks ago. End of an era. The march of time is giving me the shits, I have to say.

Paw paw trees, about 6, green pointy leaves on white trunks, with an unwanted gnome supervising in the shade beneath.

Linda@h00py· May 4

If you see this, post a bird!

Dodgy painting of a mandarin duck with its reflection in the water beneath.

Linda@h00py· Apr 25

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.

Frodo Baggins: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf the Grey: So do all who live to see such times

Gandalf (again): This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Linda@h00py· Mar 24

Love this trilogy on my phone right now.

Article about Tr*mp lying, Shakespeare quote ‘Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!’, Endless Screaming bot AAAAAAAAAAHHH.

Linda@h00py· Mar 15

Tiny black kitten sitting on the back of a plushie unicorn - caption reads ‘And I looked and lo, a pale horse and he who sat upon him his name was Death and Hell followed after him.’

Linda@h00py· Mar 5

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Linda@h00py· Feb 14

Ha ha! Two months in and I’m still watching too much telly. Fish thingy is still on the go, though.

Doodle of a fish type thing, featuring a jacaranda purple background, and green whirlies and coloured bubbles and yellow vines etc.

Linda@h00py· Feb 5

But I’m not all beige, oily fingerprint blah. Look at this ridiculous thing.

WIP Drawing thingy in the shape of a fish with vines and circles and arches and wotnot

Linda@h00py· Feb 5

More of my manky stairs and expectant dog.

Moombi, the black and white border collie, looks expectantly up from the top left corner of the picture, surrounded by reused tyre mats (with his horrible string off to the right and outta sight), whilst I sit on my filthy stairs with my pale leg and foot showing, and a can of beer and a disgusting ashtray at my ankle. Happy Thursday!

Linda@h00py· Feb 5

Sitting on my filthy backstairs throwing the string to Moombi the border collie who loves it with all of his heart.

Black and white border collie dog looks at the camera with delighted eyes as his favourite throwing toy reduced to horribly sloppy string lies on the concrete beneath us. My very pale leg and foot is visible to the left, along with a mat made from reused tyres and full of dirt and dead grass.

Linda@h00py· Jan 13

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Cartoon of the front page of the Daily Bugle saying EVERYTHING AWFUL Oh God Somebody Do Something

Linda@h00py· Jan 13

My doodles look like this

Circles and worms and vines and colours and bloopy doodle.

Black and white bubbles and tentacles doodle on a coaster

Linda@h00py· Dec 28

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

Cover of PJ Harvey’s album ‘To Bring You My Love’, featuring PJ, looking pale with bright red lipstick, heavily mascaraed eyelashes and long black hair, floating in water wearing a silky sleeveless red dress.

Linda@h00py· Dec 22

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it..

Man with a bald head and goatee in black and white save for a burning match between his lips illuminating his left eye in orange.

Linda@h00py· Dec 19

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Wikihow parody article titled How To Have Fun When You’re Poor, featuring drawing of person with exposed brain on the left and drawing of wide eyed man on the right with translucent dolphins swimming around his head, the answer being ‘hallucinations’.

Linda@h00py· Dec 9

Linda@h00py· Dec 9

Wobbegongs are excellent looking too, though

Wobbegong shark on the ocean floor; white fringes on its jaw and white circular markings on its beige/olive skin

Linda@h00py· Dec 9

You will be visited by three spirits

Linda@h00py· Dec 8

My son showed me this yesterday and it immediately made me think of Riff Raff ;)

Linda@h00py· Nov 11

If you see this, post a bird #artpost #birds

Drawing/ painting of a mandarin duck (orange, blue, red, black and white plumage) on a square wooden board.

Linda@h00py· Nov 8

Moombi longing for his string.

Moombi, our black and white bordie collie, looking upwards waiting for his string to be released.

Linda@h00py· Nov 5

Mango tree branches and leaves from underneath

Linda@h00py· Oct 1

It’s spewy pumpkin time!

Picture of a carved pumpkin vomiting up its own insides.

Linda@h00py· Sep 25

New doodle, who dis? #doodle #art #ink

Small canvas with swirls of colour in metallic ink, pointy bits and curves.

Linda@h00py· Aug 24

The Female of the Species has been and gone and I’m so very grateful to have had the great pleasure of being Margot Mason in a very bitchy play from the mid 2000’s inspired by a thing that happened to Germaine Greer. Such fun.

Cast of play starting with me in the middle, the well preserved old warhorse with glasses in a kimono, followed clockwise by my very exhausted daughter wearing tie dye and leggings, behind whom is our illustrious director, with this beautiful boy next to her being butch and taxi drivery. Next to him is my idiot son-in-law who is not by any means a sex god and he’s standing next to my homosexual publisher. There is no god. Next to the delightful Theo is our assistant director, stage manager and teller of people to shut the fuck up, and then there is the amazing psychotic home intruder, pigtails and all.

Linda@h00py· Aug 23

If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Cartoon of bottoms playing brass instruments in their lovely uniforms with the caption, “The ass band will play a song of farts to celebrate your failure”.

Linda@h00py· Jul 26

No cheating, post your Lock Screen