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When I’m hungover I won’t say anything but there will be signs
Local gelato cafe has really upped their game. My new favourite little treat? Affogato with doppio espresso and Mr Black coffee liqueur. So. Good.
Unedited nighttime rainbow, 2.20am, Redlands, Queensland, Australia
Win a very average cut of meat at a raffle? Simple solution. Pressure cooker. Curry. Done. ✅
My old woman cat with no teeth wishes you all a very good day
Prepping to go to bed before a double shift on invasion day tomorrow. Shift one I’ll be surrounded by ex military flag fuckers at the RSL, next pub it’ll all be pissheads being ‘larrikins’ fifteen pints deep. Give me strength. I got a cool ‘fuck off, you know where I stand’ bracelet though
Every couple of months a line of coins appears along the wall in the smokers area at one of my pubs. Then it disappears. I have no idea what these coins are for, who puts them there or what their use ends up as. I’ve instructed everyone to leave them alone
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic