Do you think they get mad if you wear this to a jays game?

I guess this is the endorsed-by-Trump stance. Canada has fires so we can’t be a country. It’s too bad our machine to direct the smoke to this guy’s house specifically is not up and running yet.

Like the further north you go, the more it makes sense to do permanent daylight. This is Whitehorse. They are on the equivalent of permanent daylight. They only get a little over 5.5 hours of daylight in the darkest days. It almost doesn’t matter where you put it.

Saw this ad just now and like…rude. I miss you Arby’s. Come back.

Lmao

I made this years ago

Might take some drugs and check this out.

When is this gonna be over. Can we skip to the part where AI learns how to look not like this at least?

Some old man stopped his truck to tell my dog that he’s a handsome devil. Dog-calling > cat-calling

Always thrilling to get a reskeet from a celebrity like Porno McFappy.

His demeanor is similar to my old Akita cross rescue, Milo. Big squishy sweetheart. I didn’t get very much time with him, but he did rock the lopsided ears.

Imagine waking up every day and you are still the handsomest boy there ever was.

Jumpscare while scrolling

I assume that this showing is for me and some gummies.

Oh boy.

This is better than cowboy Harper even.

Found some more rubbish.

He’s back!

I put some beans on toast, just for the haters.

lol, don’t worry. You can still get the hot southern fried chicken baguette.

She is my new nemesis.

Yes.

Been hate watching this woman’s videos now and then and omg. This is so bleak. If you’re wondering - it’s ground turkey. I looked at it for so long and couldn’t figure it out.

We live in the trees. Why in the fuck are you trying to get rid of weeds? You’re not allowed to care about weeds out here. That’s the whole point. Moose live in your yard ffs. We got pictures back yet? Here is Jenkins walking in the yard. They’re gonna spray all this? Dipshits.

Hypotonia, developmental coordination disorder, multiple heart surgeries, sub 90% oxygen saturation, and she always perseveres. It takes her a little longer, but she gets there.

Unfair to tempt the seed oil people like this. Now they *have* to try it.

Guess where my family went camping? 🙃 No cell service but Leif has a satellite device for texting.

Periodic reminder that rabies is a thing and any contact with bats, however brief, needs to be treated. Fuck, this is so upsetting. Just a kid. I really feel for his parents. They just didn’t know.

Moving the furniture around for deep cleaning and paint touch ups and I am amused by the reverse tan line.

Everyone come stay with me where we are having Crazy Pill Dream Summer.