Edible has been consumed. If you thought I was already being horny on main, just you wait.

Okay lowkey these storms are kinda scaring me and I need someone to hold me.

Good morning. Who wants to rot on the couch and watch movies all day?

Brother and I are wing-manning each other going dancing tonight since Jake is out of town.

Seated

I’m out here eating raw vegetables as if I don’t already have a wildly sensitive stomach.

Decided to show y’all a different mirror this time.

Guys on the apps who ignored me 2 years ago sliding into my messages now that I’ve lost 45 pounds. I get it, maybe I wasn’t for you then but nahhhh. I’m good.

Knockdown said NO MADONNA FOR YOU

While School plays in a dimly lit room

Sticking my tongue out in pictures so people think I’m just a silly goofy guy 🤪

My once a year venture to the weight lifting section of the gym

Body by dancing in 95 degree rooms all night on an empty stomach

Finally got around to seeing Obsession. Obsessed.

My body NEEDS to go to a dj set where they remix Confessions II all night.

Deeply regretting making plans to get drinks with a new friend this evening. It is simply too hot to have to get on a subway.

Trying to mentally and physically prepare myself to arrive at a party at 4am tonight (tomorrow?)

Made the mistake of scheduling a dentist on Pride Friday but at least they’re playing faggy music.

Gotta do my duty.

It’s barely the start of Pride weekend in New York and the girlies are already actin up.

It’s my Thursday 🥰

Go vote New York

Watching the Australia - USA game just further proves that Australians are all hot.

My in laws haven’t even been in town for 24 hours and my patience is already at zero.

Loved it. Light horror with a cute lil teen love story mixed in.

Seated

Update

*blep*