Hamstanding in her field

@hamstand

Biological / Bristol (original) / Dorleypilled mildly credentialed in animal behavior, ecology; all my other opinions are wrong

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Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· 9h

since we're at 1 crack, 5 first injections overseen and a dozen-odd started DIYing remotely i figured it was about time to get a bit sillier with it for the latest girl and declare this a legitimate hobby

a circle of five pink tea lights surrounding a round rug, on which sits a small blåhaj and injection supplies

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· 20d

"awright my man that's 4.99"

selfie of hamstand in the street. she is wearing a linen blouse with a charm necklace and a shitty look. the wind is doing cool stuff with her hair and the pic is kind of fire tbh like, can't even be mad

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jul 15

"those of you with a weighted blanket at home, i'm afraid it's too late - you have a new hobby" well, shit.

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jul 13

ok fine this shit rocks actually

selfie of hamstand sitting in a human-sized dog bed surrounded by plushies. she is wearing a tattoo choker, a heavily cropped black gundam tee, black shorts, fishnets, dark eye makeup and a begrudgingly self-satisfied look. she has very fluffy hair and there is cable gore from a PC in the background.

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jun 28

kinda bummed that this seems to be as far as i'll get before surgery in late 2027 - afaik this is my best angle and it's cool and all that i'm considered somewhat attractive now but not so much that it's only to people who are into boys

selfie of a 30 or 40 year old hamstand in a pastel green tee and lots of fluffy dark hair

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jun 26

I am forced to kneel to my betters

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jun 24

save me beautiful GTA6 box art femme fatale who's slightly clocky with it

render of a beautiful woman in a red dress holding a pistol and smoldering cut from GTA6 box art

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jun 16

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jun 2

this arrived today which feels auspicious enough for a first ever thirst trap, please be appropriately gay about it

a laddered rainbow sweater with a girl and nothing else underneath it

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· May 12

woag

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· May 9

33-35 ✌️😊

badly-lit selfie of Hamstand full of morning coffee and ready to start a new job, looking unfortunately similar to Mr Beast at 33 years old.

badly-lit selfie of a very sleepy Hamstand ready for bed after about 16 months of estrogen at 35 years old

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· May 2

my brain is expanding rn,, i see the truth/beansprouts

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Apr 27

getting my enrichment

am hanging off a tree branch upside down w/ big smile

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Apr 25

oh it's a rug that's rolled up slightly so i could vacuum!

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Apr 25

crazy that i legit looked like mr beast just over a year ago

mirror selfie sitting on a bed - green off-the-shoulder top, blue jeans and big fluffy hair. a crumpled shark lies on a small pile of clothes.

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Apr 17

Picked this up from a charity shop the other day because my brain hates me and I'm scared. Might make a full🧵another time, it's a good book, headline: The main weapon is that everyone sees it coming. The expectation is wielded to drive the killers, to cow the targets, and to enervate bystanders.

Book cover: "We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families; Stories from Rwanda" by Philip Gourevitch

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Apr 7

50% off helixes u fukken kno im on that

Closeup of ear with 2 lobe, 2 rook and 3 fresh helix piercings, hand with like 3 weeks old white nail varnish keeping way too much curly hair out of the way

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 31

i was on a 999 call for a guy we almost narcanned pls don't point the JKR infinite money gun at me

Lizz truss blames the underground transgender mafia for 12 tonne KitKat heist in tweet

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 29

oh shit this is pretty good actually

selfie of a windswept hamstand in a big black jacket attempting a smile

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 27

do i have the dog of a passoid?

a whippet stares at you with big eyes, her stupid nose is too long to even be in focus

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 24

kinda dumb how against the political horrors and economic precarity and transition anxiety my mental health is being propped up by being able to look down like this

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 12

Tweet: When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 11

I'm 35, I've won international sports titles for the UK and worked in social care and the NHS for nearly 10 years. I have far too many houseplants and opinions about land management. I just want a quiet life but I'm trans so labour want me dead. I'm making plans to leave my family and friends here.

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 10

it just does this

very smiley hamstand in a yellow shirt with outrageously fluffy hair partially hidden by massive phone

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 10

how it's going

a big saucepan very full of an olive and artichoke and potato and chickpea and lentil and so much garlic and paprika stew with sickass wholemeal sourdough in shot to really make it steamy

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Mar 10

ok being yelled at for labelling selfies as boymoding rocks actually i get it now

hamstand wearing a grey tee and red flannel with a lanyard. she has big fluffy hair and is trying to do a smile without being betrayed by the phone front camera

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Feb 14

it's laser regrowth fortnight but someone told me the new fringe was 'giving Ada Rook' so i am crying a bit now

girl who has short bangs and is nearly getting away with still not getting her eyebrows did

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Feb 1

ok this is nuts actually literally everyone i work with went insane for the big hoops i was literally just wearing a sweater wtf dude

selfie wearing the big hoops and a big smile

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jan 30

January '25-'26 - i literally woke up like this today it's pretty cool

Selfie of some guy with a week of beard and dead eyes wearing a flannel shirt pinned by a sleeping whippet. There is unrelated French cringe on the wall behind.

Selfie of a girl smiling in a different flannel shirt. She has very fluffy hair like Yukari Girls und Panzer.

Hamstanding in her field@hamstand· Jan 29