Minthara and my mii had another kid and she fully looks like Matilda. 😅 They ARE both good mixes of me and Minthara, though. In any case, they’re both cuties. Edith and Alice. 🥰 They give me cuteness aggression!!

I did, in fact, post that Halsin/Malady (Dark Urge) fic. It is, in fact, explicit. 👀💅✨ archiveofourown.org/works/85303951

Tomo Idiot Squad Update: we’re sitting at 40 miis and I don’t know how people can juggle any more than this. 😅

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If you’re wondering what my miis are talking about, here’s a current list of lingo! (More in thread) I’m also interested in hearing what kind of funny and/or unhinged things y’all have your islands discussing!

Minthara and my mii had a baby and she’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I would die for her. 😭🖤 She also IMMEDIATELY developed a crush on Hikaru, Miku and Smiski’s child. 🤦🏻‍♂️ (I don’t have a way to get the screenshots off my switch rn so we’ll have to settle for the old school method.)

The current Tomo squad! I’m sitting at 29 miis, rn. I have a couple more I want to make but then I think I’ll pause for a bit. I want more miis to start families and build more friendships before adding too many more. Full name list in alt text, if you’re curious!

Also! A better look at Dr Pepper for @clocksdeclaring.bsky.social ! My art skills are shit but I did my best (especially happy with the head being kind of can shaped). They’re currently in a situationship with Hugh Morris, which happened all on its own.

In other news: there have been three marriages! Anastasis (an alien aisha neopet) and Bonehilda (skeleton maid from The Sims series), myself and Minthara (BG3), and Hatsune Miku and Smiski! You’re looking at the new Mrs. Baenre. 💅🏼🖤✨

Current Tomó squad! Added in Gideon and Harrowhark today. They’re really having a tough time finding common ground. Harrowhark also isn’t great at making friends. She keeps blowing it. 😭

The current Tomo squad includes: Bunny Nines Wednesday Princess Tiana Spike Bonehilda Minthara Hatsune Miku Smiski Anastasis Buffy Bee Normahl Me Hugh Morris Among them there are now 3 couples!

Her choices, btw. She looked at these two together and said “Yeah, I’ll take the creepy skeleton instead of the beautiful drow.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ I did in fact tell them I didn’t want them together and Bonehilda hasn’t spoken to me since.

Me: I’m so normal about my interests. Also me: *makes Mil/anote boards to organize lore for BG3 characters no one sees or cares about*

It’s this! Like I recognize the Boris Karloff photo; it’s from a real picture. But zooming in on the face and there’s weird lines on it? Feels v AI and idk why they’d do that??

The new woodland varwolf is so sick??? They're really going all out on the varwolf designs and I approve.

Hm. I think maybe I should just buy this one. I don’t want to wait for 193 people to read it before me. 😅

I’m redoing my island to be kidcore again (shocker!) so it’s time to say goodbye to my beloved morgue. 😔💔

Will never stop mourning the fact that Minthara has so little content for her story bc I’m already giggling and kicking my feet when she says ANYTHING. If I had a full storyline with her I think I’d die. Minthara speaks and I’m sitting at my computer like

I’m not great at beauty shots for food but! I treated myself to a pot roast for Valentine’s Day bc I’ve been craving one. This was the Reghed roast from the DnD Heroes’ Feast cookbook (minus the apricots). Plus mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli! 🤤

Bonus of my parents’ dog in a bonnet! My mom bought one to try sleeping in and he’s used to getting clothes in the mail (my dad buys him bow ties) so he demanded she put it on him.

I was worried people would give you shit about this. I hate that they’re being this particular brand of nasty. I have some funny photos for your perusal! I wish I had more for you!

Remember when I started that silly ACNH DBH AU? Well, I put it up on AO3 to attempt to find the inspiration to actually write more of it. 🐺💙🐷✨ Link: archiveofourown.org/works/78300396

Literally THE worst photo to choose for an ad for a meal service. Who approved this???

Knowing how to make these is going to be dangerous information. 🤤 Chai cinnamon rolls with pecans! ✨

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

I keep coming back to this screenshot and laughing. I need it framed on my desk, tbh. The council will decide your fate. ✨

CW bugs/insects Also, I used my favorite polish!! It reminds me of jewel beetles! Sometimes it turns me into an NPC just doing an idle action to look at my nails over and over. Mooncat has the prettiest polishes and I always get compliments when I wear them. 🥰

Lilac is all about rose gold and free the nip, even if she doesn’t have any. 💅🏼✨

And as a bonus, this is my Durge, Malady (meaning a disease or sickness). She's trying so hard to be good. She's the first monk I've ever played. Character-wise, it's because she needs the ability to center herself when the Urge hits and tries to avoid sharp weapons.

I totally forgot to share, but this is my pretty Princess Charming, Lilac! She's a huge barbarian AND the prettiest girl at the party. Lilac is romancing our resident Prince Charming, Wyll. I'm so emotionally invested in her, you have no idea!