Hannah Millenial (@hannahmillen) · DIRTY

Hannah Millenial

@hannahmillen

Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Officially ADHD nowadays. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/death to the patriarchy. I read. She/her

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Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· 8d

Same

15:49 Tea
chicken Soulaki with Pitta (cannellini beans for vegetarians) (G) (All)
15:05 Snack
lentil rice cake (all)
12:18 Lunch
Salmon and potato gratin (All+), Eves pudding (most)

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· 8d

Prompted by some Frasier discourse to look up David Hyde Pierce as wondered if he was gay as got that vibe and well, think my questions have been answered even before I've hit the Personal Life section

Clip from wiki: "attended Kabeyun, an all boys' summer camp, where he acted in their camp productions of Gilbert & Sullivan and directed their production of HMS Pinafore

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Jul 11

Completed with less than a minute to spare, rushing through family game night in time to watch the football

Completed puzzle on table with football on tv in the background

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Jul 4

Survival prize

Bottle of Budweiser in a black fabric background. My victory prize for surviving a 5 child sleepover with minimal breakages

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Jun 11

I see your jaffa cakes and raise you these

Kellogg Crunchy Nut 'Hot Honey Flavour Crunchies' they're vile

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· May 24

Girls weekend away had a stressful start but I've hit my relaxation groove now

Rattan coffee table with a glass top, Aperol Spritz and the book Magnificat by Julian May. It is a beautiful sunny day

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Apr 29

Girl dinner

A squeezy strawberry yoghurt pouch being held up in front of the tv. The snooker is on

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Apr 13

Basil the Great Mouse Detective.

It's a cartoon brown mouse in a brown suit, green tie & brown deerstalker hat a la Sherlock Holmes

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Apr 3

Beautiful juxtaposition here

Marie Le Conte
@youngvulgarian
somehow everyone on here: ah! the charm of taking a seven-hour train! the joy of a holiday on the rails!
me: I would probably put out if in some way it meant I could keep taking cheap Ryanair flights to the rest of Europe

Justin on eurostar
@eurostarjustin
And you never know who you might get talking to on a train. Had some great conversations in the café over the years. One guy was off to join the Foreign Legion. Another was telling me about their entry in the Stasi files. And finally, the WW2
veteran telling me about delivering a baby amid gunfire.

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Mar 27

It's giving these vibes for me

Painting called American Gothic by Grant Wood.

A very stern looking blond woman in a collar contrast shirt with a pinafore dress over the top stands next to a very stern looking balding man with glasses, wearing denim overalls with a jacket over the top. He is holding a pitchfork. They are stood in front of an American-style house with a very churchy looking window. The sky behind is mostly blue but has some wispy dark clouds

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Mar 19

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)

Patrick Stewart smouldering at the camera wearing a very fetching pink beret

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Mar 13

Beautiful timeline synergy here

Screen cap of the post I'm replying to with underneath it a post from Endless Screaming which just says AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Mar 11

Text saying, what's going on? With 2 tick boxes below

- it's annoying or not interesting
- I'm in this photo and I don't like it (selected option)

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Feb 23

My daughter in the doctors waiting room after refusing most food for 3 days:

Phone screenshot playing off a meme with the text:
Snack tonite (big eyes emoji)
Snack tonight queen??

Snack tonite (big eyes emoji)

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Feb 22

Sooo I thought this was the 3rd skeet in a thread and was puzzled

3 posts on Bluesky from @Louisathelast, first 2 are linked and discussing vaginal atrophy after birth and breastfeeding. The 3rd says keep Canadians in your thoughts and prayers today. I thought this was a 3 post thread

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Feb 12

Tweet by Shelf @shelf comedy

Me: God, why must you give me your hardest battles

God: I don't. You are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. It's an email why are you crying

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 27

Origin story in the sense that I get weirdly obsessed with one particular thing at a time and this is what started it all

Greek myths for young children by Marcia Williams

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 27

4 panel comic (essentially although there aren't actually frames)

The 4 stages of eating cheese

1) small bunny-like creature nomming with a cheese board in front of them present in all 4 panels
Eating cheese
2) still eating cheese
3) ate too much cheese. Bunny-like create has green cheeks and looks to be a in cheese-induced coma state
4) Bit more cheese

Credit: @findchaffy

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 23

100% this 👇

The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, while Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

Underneath are 2 screenshots from Muppet Christmas Carol (Michael Caine) & Muppet Treasure Island (Tim Curry)

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 23

Kombucha lady meme with text:

First pic of lady making an ew face with text saying people committing sex crimes

Second pic of lady making hmm maybe this isn't so bad face with text saying people actually being held to account for said crimes

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 21

Tweet from @JohnSmillie42

Imagine it's Sunday morning.
You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 17

Sunrise was giving it this morn

Sunrise over a railway arch. Sky is shades of purple with one large light blue streak. A street lamp is in the centre of the picture in front of the railway arch and just above that is a very small crescent moon. There is some kind of weird UFO shaped blob at the top right that I have no idea what that is, some dust in the camera most likely

View from a railway platform looking out over some electrical boxes and winter trees. The sun is just coming up with big gold blotches on the horizon. The sky is purple and violet with orange streaks and some darker clouds

Sun is almost up. Large gold & yellow rents in the sky with ruffly cloud edges. View is down the street with one side of pointy roofed houses up on the hill. An electrical pole is centre left with wires leading off it. The sky is peach and light purple

Silhouette of a road sign, a pitched roof and some winter trees. The sky is a burnt umber with black ruffles where the clouds are in long lines across the sky

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 15

Trying to clear out my screenshots and finding this from parallel watching The Crown with my bestie

Whatsapp convo:

- He looks snuggly
Yes
- But would also be (fire emoji) in bed
Yes!
He would have weird Stuff
- Ahajaha
Like some kinks
- Yes!
I would support them
What is happening
- No idea, think we got distracted
Lol
- Philips on the shag boat tour and we're blowing up Egypt
Ok cool
Haha
Lads lads lads
- God, can you imagine how little sense this convo makes without the supporting TV show

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 15

Tweet from @yellowcardigan:

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 11

Most useless reminder currently in my phone

Screenshot of an unset alarm for 9pm labelled "check where are"

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 5

Disembodied baby doll head with pin cushion where hair/scalp should be. Like baby hellraiser

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 4

Screen shot of tweet:

Pranay Pathole @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Dec 3

😇

Image from essentially bluesky Wrapped that shows 100% of images I've posted have alt text

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Nov 27

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Threads (maybe??) post from user blumphotography:

As I get older my tastes are changing. For instance, I used to not like Brussels sprouts, but now I don't like people.

Hannah Millenial@hannahmillen· Nov 18

We've now had my son hit my daughter in the face with a cushion & her fall off the sofa.

Meme of Tintin and captain Haddock (yellow haired man in trenchcoat next to a man with black hair & beard wearing a blue jumper) Snowy the dog (white pointy eared dog) is stealing the pint in the table.

Captain Haddock: What a week huh?
Tintin: Captain, it's Tuesday (text of original says Wednesday)