Depeche Median

@happybusman

He/Him if it comes to that

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Depeche Median@happybusman· 18d

I’m at a nerd jumble sale

Four stalls of second hand retro tech surrounded by tens of middle aged men. Photo taken by same.

Depeche Median@happybusman· 19d

A fire pit in the garden, bright orange flames lapping high

Depeche Median@happybusman· 26d

My best yet

Legend rank 12030 on Hearthstone's European servers

Depeche Median@happybusman· 26d

Switched from piano roll mode to score mode. Something tells me I didn't do this right

A fragment of a music score containing far too many flat, sharp and natural symbols for a beginner to handle. Maybe stick to the key, eh?

Depeche Median@happybusman· 29d

Graph showing that the 9 worst performing BBB-rated USD corporate bonds with a face value of at least $1bn consist of 2 SpaceX and 7 Oracle.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jul 11

I saw Staggered in the cinema. I‘m 99% sure I saw Leon The Pig Farmer in the cinema - I definitely saw it at the time and I can’t imagine I had it on VHS. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

The poster for the movie Staggered, featuring Martin Clunes naked with a stuffed toy in front of his genitals.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jul 9

£1125 for these ones, you should have stuck yours on Etsy

Maison Margiela training shoes that look like they've been bukkaked on. Black and just dripping with hot glue.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 28

From a Murder On The Links by Agatha Christie, the excepted text reads “You've not yet told me what you're doing here? Got the M.P. in tow, I suppose, doing the gay boy on the beach."

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 28

I have some stuff to learn in Dorfromantik

Highscore: 4,830
Leaderboard number: 1,094,338

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 27

I just fried noodles with salmon, garlic, onion powder, pickled beetroot, pickled gherkins, cherry tomatoes, and a healthy spoonful of this. I have no idea what that dish was doing tbh but was tasty as hell.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 15

First page of a book. It reads :

I was standing at the window of Poirot's rooms looking out idly on
the street below.
"That's queer," I ejaculated

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 14

Like the people of the Beltane way

A box of Stella Artois with a competition to "Find a white can"

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 13

That England, from Barry

In the foreground, a blue and gold metal railing atop a stone wall. In the medium distance, the Bristol Channel, looking choppy and brown. In the distance, England beneath a cloudy sky.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 10

Look at Rory Storm. Just look at him.

Photo of Rory Storm, taken by Astrid Kircherr. Black and white. Quiffed blond hair. Chiselled cheekbones. Phwoar.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 4

An upside-down image of the front cover of the Economist magazine posted in the parent

Depeche Median@happybusman· Jun 4

This boils my piss out of all proportion. The poster is not in Greek! It's in English! With a design language that implies Greek! It uses what the letters look like, not what they stand for! This is fine! Normal people understand this!

A poster for the movie 'The Odyssey' that uses Greek letters to visually spell out The Odyssey in English.

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 29

You'd survive longer with one of these

Ford Model TT, the truck version of the Model T. Tiny cab, thin wheels, truck bed.

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 27

A photo of an electricity pylon with pink and gray clouds behind

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 27

Woot. #hearthstone

Screenshot of me achieving Europe Legend rank 25,873 in Hearthstone.

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 23

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 20

Me: I wonder what caused that jump in Football Manager 2020’s sales oh right yes of course

A graph of player numbers of various versions of Football Manager on Steam, with FM2020 a huge outlier.

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 9

Yes, but I just took a strimmer to the back garden, so who’s the real winner?

How's stat?
Glamorgan 229 v Somerset 354 & 17-3 Tom Norton has just become the first player to record a first-class hat- trick on debut in the County Championship since WE Benskin for
Leicestershire against Essex in 1906!

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 8

Outstanding suit choice from Eluned Morgan tbf ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...

A group of people at the Haverfordwest poll count, including Eluned Morgan in a sage green suit and brown boots.

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 2

Not a fucking clue what I’m doing, but having fun anyway

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 2

It was caused by me looking for and reskeeting one of my replies from two years ago, and this apparent deluge consisted of 22 skeets, none of which was remotely contentious, but yeah, sure, we're the weirdos.

Skeet from Nolan Void - "Did not think I’d be muting a post I’d basically forgotten almost two years later because I don’t need people looking for more nuance than a skeet. Sorry I didn’t cover everything you fucking weirdos.

Thanks a lot, I assume, to the fucking discovery tab, scourge of this website."

Depeche Median@happybusman· May 1

A tube of Philadelphia cream cheese with the foil cover peeled back to reveal the creamy white goodness.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Apr 30

This was an hilarious mirror match. 34 turns! #hearthstone

A priest-vs-priest game of hearthstone that lasted 34 turns.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Apr 25

Christ.

An election leaflet for Joseph Biddulph, Independent, which includes "Too many abortions, not enough babies" as one of his platforms.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Apr 24

Absolutely degenerate #hearthstone

A screenshot from Hearthstone of me achieving rank 27939 Legend

A screenshot from Hearthstone Deck Tracker showing my Paladin deck with a 69% win rate.

Depeche Median@happybusman· Apr 21

Apparently he’s their only employee.