A poor imitation of Dr Evil.

I carry silverware to detect EM fields.

I’ll grant if we narrow down to catechism as a CONFIRMATION prep tool, you have a point. However, confirmation is a formality. Most catholics seem to barely remember it, from my dabblings. Is your experience the prototypical one?

5,000 per shipload. Will be a big, fat rocket. They will take the homeless first, as we would expect. Musk will breed the rest.

Repatriation is a good thing. If Goofy can be one of the gang, so should Pluto.

Mrs Potato Head.

No one is as important as a Narcissistic Megalomaniac with multiple mental disorders.

My reference is a wee bit obscure, Art Carney & just a Carnie.

Oh no. Somebody knows Chi Coltrane. Though actually, it was Knock on Wood renamed.

Clean up in aisle 3.

Flamenco Dancer Halloween costume meets the time tested Vaudeville straw hat.

No caption necessary. They’re auditioning.

I have one of those old circle templates. It’s like a reform school for circles, They never touch.

Historically, wearing other people’s shoes rarely ends well.

Did somebody say “ hunch?”

Did I do that?

One man shy.