Harry the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter
I'm Harry, I'm a narcissistic* super genius sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food and crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡. *Justified. I mean look at me† †I'm seriously adorable ‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§ §Anal glands
I think the disgusting part is that you referred to Candace Owens as a "Top Journalist". Like, you DO know who Candace Owens is, right?
For the sake of honoring the human, I think they really should work more on getting his likeness just right.
Can't recall if this was the "Bothering accounts that did nothing but ask for money all the time" thing, or the "Furries bothering me because I was bothering fake Palestinian bots" thing, or the "Bothering the psycho person who thought rape was funny" thing.
I can see why she made the mistake. The incantations do sound similar.
She unfortunately was using a different summoning spell. She mistranslated it, thinking it would summon a Kraken. Unfortunately, all it did was summon a crackhead.
It's probably for the best. I can't imagine what it's like being the kind of human who pretends to be an unread "author" that publishes genAI "books" and posts nipple pics on social media while looking like Temu Hunter Biden.
Basically some human is showing his nipple on social media while saying he's a YA fiction writer that no one has ever heard of or read. But the nip slip is probably more important. That should probably be used as his Author Photo.
Not buying it, Nipples McGee. I'm going to need to see some ID.
She has no morals or loyalty to anything other than a lust for influence.
It's not so much "reason" as it is "what she can screech for more attention".
I read on the internet that he said this, so it's probably true.
Oh sure, it's fine to denigrate sea otters, but denigrating cats is specist?
The face he's making while talking about King Kong's genitalia. Incidentally, gorillas have one of the shortest penis sizes relative to body size amongst mammals. I would assume this applies to Giant Kaiju Gorillas as well. If we're talking OG King Kong (1933) at 25' tall, he'd have an 8.3" dong.
Fake news, there is only ONE documented case of me harassing anyhuman, and that's iffy because the charges were dropped due to me eating the evidence.
Holy moly is that Jared Isaacman, Chief Administrator for NASA?
I thought I might explain the Graham Cracker fiasco in terms that everyhuman can understand, so I've drawn it up as a curve on the Susan Collins Concern Scale.
Oh Collins is an absolute turd. Were I a Mainer (Mainian? Mainen? Mainiac?) I'd probably have pooped on her car ages ago.
I felt that a lot of humans were confused as to how they should be feeling regarding the sexual assault allegations against Graham Platner, so I have put together this handy decision tree to help you. It is my pleasure to help you humans!
One of the unique properties of Tardigrades is the fact that they can survive just about any deadly environment or fake attempt on its life.
Did you know that Laura Loomer was in that original YouTube jump scare video? The original video (still on the right) unfortunately caused several viewers to suffer from heart attacks, causing the video to be pulled down. The replacement video (still on left) was considered less frightening.
I'm not sure who Laura Loomer's plastic surgeon is, but she probably shouldn't have gone for the Bargain Rejuvenation Package.
One problem with GenAI is that it will always err toward "average". The subject, however, is anything but "average". I have corrected for this by paw. His proportions are now more accurate.