HasturFan

@hasturfan

Wannabe writer. Wannabe Let's Player. Wannabe Video Game Developer. NSFW. Still Masking. He/They

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HasturFan@hasturfan· Jun 2

Neat, Bundle of Holding now shows an hourglass next to other ongoing bundles to show if they're almost over or not.

Screenshot of Bundle of Holdings other ongoing bundles.

Each has an hourglass that is either top full, top half-full, or top empty.

HasturFan@hasturfan· May 23

The couch gag really says it all.

The Simpsons sit on the couch as normal, but then begin to decay and turn to dust.

HasturFan@hasturfan· May 21

I say we make "goldbrick" a term for the rich. It makes perfect sense: they're both obscenely expensive, useless, and crumple under the slightest pressure.

Goldbrick definitions.

1. A person, especially a soldier, who avoids assigned duties or work; a shirker.

2. An idle worthless person.

3. A gold brick, especially one that is fraudulent or nonexistent; also used figuratively.

HasturFan@hasturfan· May 9

I know I'm late.

Death at the Claw Machine meme.

Ted Turner!? Is Redacted even in this thing?

HasturFan@hasturfan· May 9

Death at the Claw Machine meme.

Koji Suzuki!? Is Redacted even in this thing?

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 19

Time Travel: *is invented*
The King In Yellow: Mega Millions here I come!

Sprinting Owl Designs: General Hannibal, take these weapons and burn Rome.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 10

Day three of manifesting.

The words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in a summoning circle of emoji candles.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 9

Day two of manifesting. Attempt number three.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 8

Day one of manifesting. Attempt number three.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 7

This comment is for a literal carrot cake. The cake has twenty-seven grams of sugar which I'm sure mostly comes from the frosting's four cups of powered sugar. And yet the carrots were the ones replaced. 2/2

A comment and reply for the Betty Crocker carrot cake recipe.

Crissyboo86 wrote "Carrots have waaaaaay to much sugar so replaced them with shredded kale. Cake turned out rather nasty so two stars. Unsure what went wrong but its to dry also."

Betty Crocker responded with "We'd definitely recommend preparing this recipe as written, as the carrots provide much needed texture and moisture.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Apr 1

This is incredible. Even if this is heavily astroturfed, who are the people that looked at "Traveller by 5E D&D" and went "HELL YEAH"? Like what cross-over appeal does the 5E system have with Traveller that isn't covered by Spelljammer? Or Traveller's own RPG system?

A screenshot of the Traveller D&D fifth edition conversion backer-kit page & a calculator. The campaign has raised over two-hundred and eighty-five thousand dollars with a goal of just under two thousand dollars.

The page shows that the eight-hundred and ten backers donated an average of three hundred and fifty-two dollars.

Another screenshot from the Traveller backer-kit.

This one shows four backer tiers and their pledge numbers:
The first is the three-hundred and forty-nine dollar tier with three-hundred and thirty-seven backers.
The other three all have exactly sixty-one backers and are for six-hundred dollars, eight-hundred dollars and one thousand dollars.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 26

Day three of manifesting.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 25

Second day in a row of manifesting this.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 24

I need to start posting this everyday now.

The words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" inside a summoning circle of candle emojis.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 23

You know not what you have given me.

The below meme template of Dana Scully.

In descending order are the covers of four tabletop role-playing games: Dugenons & Dragons 5th edition Player's Handbook. Pathfinder Player's Core. Esoteric Enterprises. And finally Station: Crustacean.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 19

A croped still from the video in the qouted post.

The still is centered on the Great Potoo. Above the bird is the caption "I see everything!!"

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 16

Finally someone knocking mice off of their high horse. From this short: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDhW...

Screenshot from the YouTube short "The Rock Pocket Mouse Is Hardcore"

The screenshot shows a light colored mouse on dark rocks.
At the top is text that reads "mice are really stupid and so they just go on the rocks anyway."

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 13

Honestly it's amazing just how far union membership has fallen over a single generation's life span. It's painful to look at this chart. Like what the fuck were Boomers & Xer's, and I guess some Silent Gen's as well, thinking?

A chart from the Economic Policy Institute showing union membership from 1917 to 2024.

Union membership increased starting from the 1920's and peaked at 34% in 1945 and declined to just under 10% in 2024.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 12

I love it when workers organize to use their power to demand better working conditions.

The Star Trek "Exploited Workers Should Strike" meme.

Bashir asks "Do you think meatpackers should strike?"

Garak replies "All exploited workers should strike!"

Worried, Bashir asks "Even if it disrupts the meat industry?"

Garak grins. "Especially if it disrupts the meat industry!"

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 8

So he thought that kids were ready to learn about capitalism's love of child exploitation and what's it like to outlive your loved ones?

Screenshot of Pete Docter's Wikipedia page.

The relevant text in the screenshot is "He has directed the company's animated films Monsters, Inc., Up, Inside Out, and Soul.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Mar 3

One day this stupid thing will work.

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Feb 24

I will update this as you cover each fantasy.

Page 99 from the comic Mimi.

Mimi says: "I've finally discovered all 3 types of male fantasies!"

1. Fight in a desperate last stand against all odds.

2. Slowly bleeding to death in a snow covered field.

3. Digging a hole.

Note: Digging a hole has the cover of "Tunnel Daddy" added under it.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Jan 8

I can't decide what's unintentionally funnier. The fact that wolves are 75% of the time evil and and 25% of the time Hunger. While their were-wolf counterparts can run the whole spectrum. The unique forbidden and probability of alignments for each lycanthrope. 1/2

A crop of the above alignment chart from Wolves to Were-Bears.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Nov 22

In an environment as growth demanding & brutal as capitalism niche differentiation is impossible. Thus convergent evolution reigns supreme. (I couldn't find a picture of a crab wearing a crown that was to my liking so I drew one.)

A drawing of a crab wearing a crown, thus denoting her as a crab queen.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Nov 9

Fun fact John Harper, of Blades in The Dark, was part of the design team of the Talislanta's fourth edition.

Screenshot of a part of Talislanta Fourth Edition's credits page.

John Harp, Adam Sonfield, and Stephan Michael are listed under the title of "Design Team."

HasturFan@hasturfan· Oct 15

Make as massive as I can scale replica of Olympus Mons out of marshmallows, gram-crackers, and chocolate.

Short thread by @docseuss.bsky.social

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

i would try to buy the rights to mr. green's soda recipe from sobe

Includes a picture of SoBe's Mr. Green soda.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Sep 10

Good news for New Jersey.

ICYMI: State Health Department Issues Executive Directive, Standing Order to Ensure Access to COVID-19 Vaccines in New Jersey

Posted on - 09/9/2025

TRENTON, NJ – The New Jersey Department of Health (NJDOH) today issued Executive Directive No. 25-003, allowing anyone six months of age and older to receive a COVID-19 vaccine for the 2025-2026 respiratory illness season. The Department also issued a Standing Order authorizing pharmacists in New Jersey to administer COVID-19 immunizations without a prescription. Together, these actions remove barriers to ensure that all individuals who wish to receive a COVID-19 vaccine are able to do so in the State.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Jul 2

Being in a union.

Screenshot from the video game "Deep Rock Galactic" advertising free corporate issue beer, courtesy of the Interplanetary Miners Union.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Jun 27

This came to me while making another meme that came to me in the moments I was technically awake, but the fingers of Dream had not completely broken contact. #OSR #LeathalCompany #DC

The holy trinity meme, but the three outer slots are the TTRPG OSRIC, the video game Lethal Company, and James Gunn's film "The Suicide Squad."

In the center where God would be is now the Old School Revival/Renaissance.

HasturFan@hasturfan· Jun 17

Also claiming someone isn't a game designer if the majority of their work is systems is just wrong??