Here’s my nephew making a butterfly. He is perfect.

Anyways here I am with the Smiley Face Cookie due to reasons.

I made a thing. I think I’m clever. #library #libraries #ChildrensLibrary #ChildrensLibrarian #librarian

Palate cleanser. Photo via my sister. Baby via one of my other sisters. #nephew

Goodwill made me laugh so hard today. It did not come home with me because I have cats and it would always be on its side. But look at this blessedly ridiculous thing.

This was sweet. #judaism #minyan

This is how hard I had to stop on Washington Blvd this afternoon. The rest of me just FEELS like this now. #pittsburgh

The perfect hat doesn’t exi— #pirates #PittsburghPirates #IYKYK

I bought three of these. One for me. Two for siblings. But I have four siblings so they will need to fight it out. 🍿🍿🍿

Also, using the purse and wallet my sister got me ages ago. They are super cute.

A thing happened.

This little buddy just had an epic blowout. #nephew

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My therapist asked me what I write about. I’m like

He has some critique of your performance.

This degenerate cat.

Got the almost-1 year-old nephew for the day. Introducing him to the modern catalogue of A-ha. As one does. We tried some PB&J. He’s undecided. He’s also cat-curious, so we’ll check them out later too. Fun day planned!

Just this guy blocking the alley I cut through on my way to work in the city. #Pittsburgh

This picture of my nephew (via my sister) is the funniest thing I’ve seen today for some reason. Baby jail.

Found in a Pittsburgh Dunkin’. Wonder why they didn’t sell?

They just kept getting closer and closer. I got in the car and locked the doors in case they were coming to fuck my shit up. The other group were blocking the road and not letting cars through which is also on-brand.

New hair. I was shaggy. The lady didn’t cut the back short enough. When I say use a 1 guard on the razor, I mean it. I ain’t playing. I should be able to see scalp.

Look at those perfect goddamned cheeks. LOOK AT THEM. Picture via my sister.

LOOK AT THIS CHONK. Pic via my sister.

This cutiepatootie is Zebra Cakes (ZeeBee). She is getting so brave she knocked the plug out of my lap las night. #FosterCat

This cutiepie is Toblerone (Toby) and she’s finally coming out of her shell and spending more time on the bed with us! #FosterCat

Look at his squishy cheeks. #Nephew

DID I MENTION my nephew was one of the babies they used to advertise an award my library system gives? I know he should be a Gerber baby. But I was pleased as punch to see him on one of the posters at my library. LOOK AT THAT FACE.

My four nerds.

I get cuteness aggression every time I look at him.