Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP

@hawlton

NSFW 🥕 18+ only 🥕 He/Him 🥕 single 🥕 TF fanatic 🥕IT Donkey 🥕 ΘΔ 🥕Correct Opinions 🥕 Senior Software Engineer🥕 Art sometimes 🥕 Also music 🥕stinky

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Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· 2h

Who let these donkeys out of their pen?

Two donkeys at Megaplex and not in their pen

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· 8h

If anyone at Megaplex wants to dangle a carrot 🥕

Me wearing a silicone donkey mask from Smitizen

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· 11h

@charpander.bsky.social Spot the difference

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· May 19

I didn't think anything of it when they told me I should get used to sleeping in a barn. Maybe it's cuz I smell like a donkey? Art: wolfkai93 on FA #transformation #tf

Me waking up in a barn on a pile of hay and braying as I notice my body turning into a donkey.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· May 17

I bought one of these at the FWA 2026 moonlight festival but I lost it somewhere. I'm trying to track down the original artist so I can get another one from them, or find an artist that can replicate this, but with my sona.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· May 9

FWA selfie for donkey day

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Apr 24

"I think furries suck"

Frame from the second Scooby Doo movie where Fred says "I think Coolsville sucks"

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Mar 23

Mini bar is coming along nicely.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Mar 19

Donkey life hack

A 4chan post with a picture of a washing machine full of carrots with the caption "I've been washing my carrots one at a time like an idiot"

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Dec 5

I'm a sucker for carrots. (Literally) Art: Sati Kurosawa

Hawlton the donkey wearing pony gear and taking horse cocks in his mouth and butt.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Oct 18

I know which one I prefer.

A drake hotline bling meme preferring "Furry Transform" over "Fourier Transform"

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Oct 1

That's what I call front end babeyyyy

A screenshot of a very early stage of the AlterForm upload page

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Sep 21

With everything happening on BlueSky and FA lately, I think it's time someone stepped in and built something better. A social/creative platform by furries, for furries. Combining the social features of BlueSky with the Art Gallery features of FA. AlterForm.io is a pretty ambitious project.

Screenshot of a very early stage of AlterForm.io showing the "Home" page layout as well as the options in the expanded sidebar.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Sep 9

>pulls of sophisticated supply chain attack >Crypto stealer payload Make it make sense.

A meme with a tree falling and nearly missing a car on both sides of it. The tree is labeled "crypto stealer" the stump is labeled "compromised nom packages with 2 billion weekly downloads" the car is labeled "your enterprise software". There's a second image underneath with a guy wiping sweat off his forehead labeled "everyone running npm"

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Sep 6

Yours too!?

Me wearing a big goofy donkey mask looking directly at the camera.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Sep 5

Favorite part of getting a new laptop? Sticker tiiimmmeee (Azel has some hawwwsome stickers btw)

A lenovo thinkpad laptop with various furry themed stickers.

Attorney at Haw 🔜 MP@hawlton· Sep 1

Been getting into pony play a lot lately. The bit feels natural. I really wanna pull a cart or something. I bet I would just get lost in donkspace doing a cart pull. Art: Sati Kurosawa.