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@hazelweiss

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wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· 10h

I truly believe that Kingdom Heart’s “Dearly Beloved” is one of the most beautiful compositions I will ever hear in my life.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 19

The Truman Show. Jim Carrey stays, everyone else is a Muppet.

Pick a movie.
Keep one actor.
The rest are played by muppets.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 18

Screenshot from MGSV:TPP showing Kaz Miller bending over in anguish, exclaiming “They played us like a damn fiddle!”

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 13

The original 4 games (Infection, Mutation, Outbreak, and Quarantine) need remakes/remasters so badly. And I’d instabuy any/all of them.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 9

Massive shoutout to my incredible friend @cervinelich.bsky.social for the gorgeous PFP they made me! You should totally commission them btw just sayinnnn

Beautiful stylized digital painting of me wearing one of my favorite summer dresses.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 5

Depressed, can’t sleep, might as well rewatch .hack//Roots

A poster for the anime series .hack//Roots featuring the main cast. A white-haired twink in the middle, flanked by a mysterious man wearing sunglasses and a sad nun with pink hair. There’s also a catgirl and some masked weirdo.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Jun 5

same energy

Cropped meme of a cartoon baseball saying “Better kill me in one shot.” The font is comic sans btw.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 28

Attorney Phoenix Wright in his hobo era proclaiming “Oh, I assure you it’s quite based.” during a murder trial.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 17

Iconic

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 15

Best part is that making memes of Tamarians is literally speaking their language.

Image of a reddish, reptilian Tamarian (alien) from Star Trek: TNG in a field of grass. Caption reads: “Tech bro, his apes gone.”

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 11

Saw a few people doing this. Only reason I marked Hawaii as “Never” is because I don’t want to be a colonizer. And I’d mark AZ as “Never” except I’m currently stuck here so that’d just be inaccurate.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 6

I have consulted my own gaggle of Discord furries and the consensus is: 1. The fur texture and outfit details are nice 2. Fox’s face reminds everyone too much of the first live-action Sonic design

First Sonic design for the movies. Universally reviled.

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· May 4

Picture of Thancred from FFXIV reaching out via linkshell to say “This is Thancred.”

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Apr 30

Now watching:

Title card for “Spawn: The Animated Series”

wet ass pasta@hazelweiss· Apr 30

Idk if anyone else has discussed this but I truly think that J.P. from “Grandma’s Boy” was a parody of PayPal-era Elon. Musk was not well-known outside of tech circles but people familiar with him at that time would have known he was an annoying, greasy, poser “goth”. Maybe it’s a stretch but cmon.