WHO’S GOING TO COMIC CON?? I’ll be there and speaking on this super cool panel with these wonderful folks. Come say hi! #sdcc #sdcc26 #gamedev #narrativedesigner

Nice to step out without makeup and just be myself, ya know?

🚨ATTENTION🚨 I’ve learned something very important today: #butts

No idea who stole the faces out of this lovely painting. So messed up.

I learned a lot writing on Modern Warfare 4, and not just what “stay frosty” means. Now I get to be a civilian and play along side other fans. See y’all 10/23/26 💀

BRB need to hit an ATM

Gees Mamdani, buy the city a drink first

They all had a hand in it, whether it was sneakily getting details from me or 3D printing the tiny snake. My BIL literally forged the brass. I didn't cry when I opened it... I bawled. I've never had that strong a reaction to a gift before.

Meant to post earlier, but my family gave me an unbelievable Xmas gift. They made me Sparrow's Clessidra Rossa pendant. Like, FROM SCRATCH. (1/) #apexlegends #eneadavideguarino #apexlegendssparrow #clessidrarossa #apexlegendsfanart #apexlegendscommunity #respawnentertainment

Anyone remember when Brad Pitt did that "I'm sad I'm getting divorced" photo shoot where he rolled around in the desert? Sometime over covid lockdown I photoshopped food into the photos. No I don't know why I did it. Now you have to look at it. Please enjoy my series, "Sad Brad Loves Food" (1/)

Have a super Mario day 🍄

Happy Zelda day! 💚 Don’t know why Nintendo hasn’t jumped at making one of my sequel pitches but we’ll get there

UMM Wonder Man is perfect?! If I could’ve seen this show when I was in Meisner studio it legit might have saved me a ton of therapy. An actor who’s so in their head that sometimes they burst?? 🥹🥹🥹

Later, New Jersey It’s been very real

This is exactly what I would pay for a butt bag

I mean would these not have looked better with heads?! This country is falling apart.

Something crazy is happening, we keep running into all these faceless pictures and cut outs. So weird.

Spooky nails #3 are really testing the limits of my left hand’s skills (not pictured) #nailart

2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base

Lastly, it's set in the Simpson's living room bc I'm a die-hard fan and made everyone put up with my endless references. For example, I thought it was important that we establish what Duardo looked like without his trademark glasses and this is what I made:

The card is bc I started the joke that Kill Code 4 took place on Octane's bday. He kept getting jerked around by his friends, disrespected by his (grand)dad, and then watched him get murdered. When we were working on that video I kept pitching that Octane screams, "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER."

Revenant's eye is on the table bc I wrote Kill Code Part 2, the "Revenant Reborn" video seen through his loose eyeball. When I handed in a draft that flipped between different Rev POV's in different places, I was sure I would be told to change it and simplify. They let me be crazy and I love them.

My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵 #apexlegendscommunity #apexlegendsfanart

Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person

First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻

Okay you know what I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD

This is about as specific and correct the algorithm could possibly be about me #korn

The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins