Eddie was attacking me but then gave up because he was too eepy

holy shit am I lucky

Dressing like a slutty cowboy for jockstrap night. Groundbreaking.

What a pity, Mr. Bond

This portrait gets posted as joke all the time, but my most controversial medieval opinion is that Philip the Handsome actually was handsome

oh I can go older!

so your son, is he... you know

double cutie alert

Society if liberal-to-leftist straight podcast bros weren't terrified of being seen as gay nerds by people whose opinion they claim not to care about

After more than a century of CK3 in-game time I finally got a gay son, and he's a sadistic coward who hates sex and has the worst resting bitch face I've ever seen 🙄

Caravanning back home to Chicago with this stinky boy! (Human boy and cat are in the support vehicle.) See y’all for pride! ❤️ ❤️ 🐶 🐈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Professor Bobo, son of Koko

Took Eddie to see the pond at Mom’s house. He was unimpressed.

Both my pushing-70 mom's parents are still alive and every time she talks about them I think about this

There are Curtains for Zoosha everywhere for those with eyes to see

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

totally watching this schlocky Turkish historical soap opera for the plot

Hey Ohio gays! We’re around for the week if anyone wants to hit up the Stallion or the Interbelt or a baseball game or whatever

reading Mamie van Doren’s account of sex with Che Guevara thinking about how his intense homophobia would only make it hotter

Him snacc on tootsies

to be clear I have never seen a Harry Potter movie

babies

yourself, but as a cartoon

playing this at age 12 is responsible for both my RPG addiction and my WW1 obsession