Pip Hemplow

@hemplow

Horror writer: author of THE INNSMOUTH SYNDROME, SARCOPHAGUS, ASHES, EXOTERIC, PSEFISATO, BLACK MILK etc. Latest book K-HOLE OF THE MI-GO! available from the usual places.

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Pip Hemplow@hemplow· 21h

Does this mean I can start describing myself as a #1 best selling author? Probably best if I don't, I guess.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· 1d

Well, look what just arrived! :-)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· 11d

Phone camera not really up to astrophotography but did capture this just before totality

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jul 1

Oh, right, the Smashwords summer sale has started. Various discounts on my stuff, including Psefisato temporarily free... I must have been in an uncommonly good mood when I agreed to that... Anyway, please feel free to peruse: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 1

(Not mine, don't know the backstory!)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Sep 4

Egg. Milk.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Aug 19

(extremely DJ Krush voice) If you're looking for love. Don't follow me. WE'VE GOT THIS MOUSE UNDER A VEST

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jul 28

Whitby Town's away strip for the new season is Dracula-flavoured, and it rules

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jul 17

What, BOTH of them?

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jun 10

The Italian SWAT team in Goodbye & Amen have got mad hats.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jun 3

(not mine)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· May 21

(via Reddit)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Apr 15

Sir, we can't afford a stupid bullshit gap!

"One idea behind the OpenAI social prototype, we’ve heard, is to have AI help people share better content. “The Grok integration with X has made everyone jealous,” says someone working at another big AI lab. “Especially how people create viral tweets by getting it to say something stupid.”"

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jan 29

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jan 3

Thanks to my lovely family, at least my next few books will be typed on this little beauty :)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 28

Guest noted that the Christmas table mat we've been using for years is decorated with -- in retrospect glaringly obvious -- festive swastikas.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 26

Scored some interesting and hoped-for reads this Christmas. Hope you did, too. (If you didn't, obligatory new book out etc. etc.)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 17

"Hadaway, and shite!"

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 17

Yup. This passage in particular made my blood boil. Condescending, recreational slumming mfs.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 17

Well, can confirm it arrived as promised! Here's a peek :-)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Jun 17

bless her, my mam's been practising her bookbinding, and in the process has created the world's first hardback copy of Exoteric. :-)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Apr 9

(Stolen from Discord)

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Apr 2

Enjpyed this, kept me guessing. Satisfying read.

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Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 31

See, this is what happens when you fail to communicate effectively across functional areas. I bet their organogram was hopelessly out of date, too.

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Dec 29

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Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Oct 17

Sure, why not...I already posted the Mouse-Whale but, here you go, I made you a quick collage - sorry it's enormous, for some reason this stupid site won't let me post the small version!

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Oct 17

My favourite is the Mouse Whale:

Pip Hemplow@hemplow· Oct 17

Chuffed to have found my lost copy of this utterly charming book. If you're at all a fan of conpletely fucked-up whales, this should be on your shelf.