henry breadstick
@henrybreadstick
cold and timid soul who knows neither victory nor defeat 🎾🇳🇿
Of matches tennisabstract has data for, this was the sixth-fastest win of Bernie's career. Two of the faster ones have come in the last year or so
BTW the best thing about Umag, officially the Plava Laguna Croatia Open, is its connection to The Fifth Element (1995). The alien opera singer in the movie is called the Diva Plavalaguna, because Luc Besson used to go on holiday there
Oh no Hubi's going to prison sports.yahoo.com/articles/ptp...
Adrian Mannarino emerging from the grass like one of the flying ants at Wimbledon
Honestly some of the AI shit that pops up in the tennis feed. Imagine if this was actually happening in the Queen's crowd lol
Who'd've thought the shot of Roland Garros so far would come from Casper Ruud
A robot lawnmower delivers the coin for the coin-toss. Good thing it's not a grass tournament
When you've got tennis at 3 but have to slaughter the younglings at 5
Me seeing an opportunity to mention Chung, Thiem and Gulbis in the same skeet
It's a pity Rublev flopped early in Madrid, if there's anyone who knows how to deal with bad shrimp it's him