Herb

@herbwilson

domestic violence lawyer, bisexual, amateur photographer, mississippian. he/him.

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Herb@herbwilson· 20d

the girls current favorite backyard game

Herb@herbwilson· 21d

made this to pitch a discord buddy on drawing a parody of the ring where samara is a horsegirl instead of just a horse girl

a drawing of a horse with hair like the ring girl crawling out of a well, drawn with the skill and care of a five year old

Herb@herbwilson· 22d

they’re always so fuckin dramatic

two white Great Dane puppies play. the smaller one is caught mid bark and looks like she’s trying to eat the bigger one, who is smiling goofily

the same two dogs rasslin on the ground. the bigger one is halfway into a hole they dug and has her mouth wide open. it looks like the smaller dog is giving her the Dracula treatment.

Herb@herbwilson· 25d

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

A white puppy with black spots bites my wife’s hair

Herb@herbwilson· 26d

drop something monochromatic (cootie queen)

A black-and-white photo of Jesse Meriweather, the cootie queen from the Orbitz gum commercial, framed center with her head turned camera left as she takes a drag off a cigarette. It has a very noir vibe.

Herb@herbwilson· Jul 13

grab the lotion yall we’re headed to

A white car with a custom tag reading “J4CKTWN”

Herb@herbwilson· Jul 6

everyone please perceive chuck

A smiling golden retriever looks up while laying mostly submerged in brackish creek water.

a golden retriever drinks the creek water he is also mostly submerged in

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 29

yeah I remember the magnet

A photo of a very real inspirational Cary Grant meme that includes the very famous and real quote “My goodness how sexy you are. That fupa need my face to be fucked with it.”

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 27

tbf if you keep serving me good shit i'm gonna keep taking your photo

same woman stands cast in a gradient of red and pinkish lights before a blue pink and teal backdrop

the same woman is cast in white pink and light blue in front of the letters JU and their pride flag curtains

the same woman cast in yellow green and orange in front of the rainbow flag display, eyes closed as she sings into the mic, shot with her body turned at a 3/4 angle to camera left

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 27

i have more photos of this woman than anyone else because she was explicitly hamming it up for the camera

the same woman from the first photo is lost in the sauce with her left arm extended, bathed in red light, with purple red and blue light sparkling not he curtain behind her. floral arrangements cast in red light loop around the top right of the frame

the same woman sings in a more upbeat pose, cast in cool blue and purple lights

the same woman sings on the floor of the bar while a man who bears a striking resemblance to Jack Dorsey dances behind her

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 27

a thread for me to post photos from karaoke until i get bored

a woman with hip length hair stands on stage belting into a microphone in front of sequined curtains bathed in pink and blue bisexual lighting. She is exuding confidence and command.

a drag queen with gigantic purple hair wearing a black dress with a white sash sings looks at the camera while holding a mic up to her mouth. various streamers of rainbow colors criss cross the ceiling behind her.

a brunette woman wearing glasses and a baggy grey tshirt holds the mic with an expression that makes it look as if she's being Weekend at Bernie'd through this song

a bald black man wearing glasses and a basketball jersey that reads PROUD in rainbow lettering belts into the mic

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 27

took my camera with me to pride month karaoke at one of the local gay bars last night

a white woman with long blonde hair down to her wastes stands on stage in front of a pride display with rainbow curtains and the words JU Pride (JU is for Just Us, the name of the bar). the singer is also bathed in rainbow colors

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 26

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 25

caught this little couch hippo breaking into the yard last night so we finally figured out what she’s doing

A top down photo of a brown swirly pitty next to a French drainage pipe

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 23

bubble can’t pop soon enough

A screenshot of a post from May 28 by “hydrachea” that reads:

> turns on my computer
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new Al fea

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 22

check out my bee hole everyone

a close up photo of the wiggly boards showing a sanded bee hole on the side of the board

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 22

wiggly board wall update:

a photo of a wall that is just over halfway covered in thin wavy wooden boards stacked on each other creating an undulating surface. the upper half is all delicious insulation.

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 11

fuck

An email subject line that reads “Pride 2026 Phoots”

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 9

my boy would not be denied

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 9

the kitten who we found this morning (who we nicknamed Mr Bucket) spent like 6 hours at the office today doing this (suckling my palm/finger meat while purring)

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 9

live Great Dane reaction:

a white Great Dane with a black eye spot looks unimpressed as she looks off camera right

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 8

logging on

A tiny tuxedo kitten stands on top of a keyboard and screams

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 8

it also wants everyone to see its butthole

A tiny kitten stands on the shoulder of a bald white guy sitting in front of a poster for the movie Titus. The cats asshole is pointed at the camera, and the tail is strewn across my face.

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 7

this woman came prepared

a white drag queen with black hair and a black top with rainbow sequin arm sleeves dances before a crowd that is full of people waving money at her

a feral lesbian films the drag queen with one hand while holding dollars in the other and holding a wad of small bills in her mouth

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 7

some incredible face work going on in the background of some of the photos I took at pride today

a drag queen with mooltipass orange hair shakes her ass at a crowd where a very hyped white boy in a cabana set records on his phone while his black partner who is also wearing a cabana set makes the poggers face

a young gay black man wearing glasses and pride earrings makes a poggers face at the drag queens juicy butt

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 4

POV: you are trying to eat BBQ

Two white Great Dane puppies with spots stare directly into the camera, a camera positioned directly behind a BBQ sandwich. American BBQ BTW.

Herb@herbwilson· Jun 1

neighbor dog broke into our yard again. not exactly sure but i think this is now the … sixth time she has thwarted our two houses attempts to keep her out of our yard

a flash photo taken at night of a female pitty smiling. because of the flash there’s a light vignette around the edges and the dog has glowing eyes.

Herb@herbwilson· May 29

framed and hung some art pieces from my when my wife and i modeled for figure drawing as an anniversary gift and very happy with the pieces i chose because one is great example of foreshortening and the other is a great example of foreskin shortening

a photo of two framed charcoal figure drawings hung on a wall above a bed. they have both been censored for pubic safety reasons.

Herb@herbwilson· May 28

she baby

A photo of the face of a white Great Dane puppy with some small caramel spots and a black eye patch as she lays on an orange sheet. She looks very content.

Herb@herbwilson· May 22

My dad and sister often tell me that I look like my mother, but quite frankly, I just don’t see it.