The self-proclaimed "scary" analog horror fuckstick that cloned my creeper van-driving cousin Darrell when it enters my house expecting to kill me via jumpcuts and crappy digital VHS effects (it was unaware Castle Doctrine exists)

How it feels watching the mediocre Scooby Doo chase game get all of the horror crossovers because corpos are too lazy to make actual, proper horror games using horror IPs (Seriously, they put Ash Williams in a game where he can't even fight back...)

Most of the 2010s was literally Buzzfeed and other shitheaps parroting this ad nauseum (also 80s nostalgia bullshit because of Stranger Things' blatant 80s corporate dickriding 24/7).

Post something random or you'll have an awful May.

"How do you do, random transves- I mean transgenders? I am a 100% real cis man ally and am making a dating app for all the trans women, I swear. Please just put your ID, legal name, date of birth, current residency and zip code in while registering. And please post a photo of yourself too."

Deltarune fans getting ready to befriend the local alleyway crackhead named Kris (instead of going on a wacky RPG adventure, they just got shivved and had their wallet stolen)

Congrats on 3K. I'm Aeris, I'm a terrible worldbuilder who designs maps, logos, weapon designs and other such art nobody really needs or wants to see.

This is honestly how liking Fallout 3 feels at this point in time.

Was mostly referring to their site itself and the multiplayer services. Also on the note of IGN, remember that this is the same site that used to have a "For Men" sub-domain that encouraged gambling as a masculine thing and had cocktail recipes. Ya know, a "GAMING" network.

"There's a lot of beauty in pawning all of your things for a quick buck and using it to invest on the stock market" says disheveled businessman sleeping on a musty couch cushion in an alleyway.

That's also not mentioning the people who use it for clout and go in these easily identifiable fursuits and shit. Like dude, it's a fucking protest, you are supposed to be relatively inconspicuous. This is like wearing a clown suit to a recon op. Image related.

But...

Come on down, we have: - Cassette futurism meets 1970s/1980s American and Soviet retrofuturism! - Sino-Japanese samurai in powered armor! - Time, reality and space breaking down at the seams! - Salish astronomers with realistic plasma rifles! All that and more in Queen City: The Machine.

@warframe.com @digitalextremes.com I figured out the secret to Limbo... #warframe #limbowarframe #limboofthelost #bimboofthelost

Who crawled out from the Ninth Circle of Hell? Cleaning Apparatus Robert Made of flesh and bone and terrifying as well? Cleaning Apparatus Robert If your sins weigh you greater than you wish Cleaning Apparatus Robert Better run or he'll gut you like a fish

The proposal of a fuckability index has caused BlueSky to asplode.

There's a bike shop I found in my town that sells the specific kinda bike I want to get at some point. It's an e-trike, as weird as that sounds. It costs way more than I'll ever make but hey, it's neat and I hope I can find one used at some point because it would do wonders for getting around here.

I want to remind people that this is still going on. I know obviously there are bigger issues in the world right now, but this is something I think should be discussed to some extent because this digital skinsuit shit is only going to keep getting worse as time goes on and more old sites go dormant.

Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April

Heyo. I'm a transfemme worldbuilder, writer, modder (of Gamebryo and Source games) and game dev. I enjoy making maps, flags, etc but I also enjoy writing long-winded design docs for game projects and longer ramblings on my various projects. Here's a few examples of my work, if ya want to see it.

I be doing the thing.

>Starts shit >Gets made fun of by everyone >"They're attacking me, waaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The "attacks" were literally just me fucking with them via fake accounts named after fish-related things while talking like a pirate and making fish puns. Sega Bass Fishing (1997, Arcade)

Reposting your own post to make it look like you said something so profound is something. Nobody agrees with you and your bait has failed. Go home, get some water and exercise.

>Joined 22 hours ago >Posts the most braindead shit imaginable on first contact Your bait is bad and you should feel bad. Also, cry about it, fuckboy. Take your transphobic anti-furry shit back your lobotomite circlejerk sessions on Xhitter and whatever private Mastodon sewer you crawled out of.

Is this failed bait or is the person behind this just flagging everyone that looks wrong to them? How the fuck am I a MAGAt? I am the furthest from those assclowns anyone can ever be and I have openly said that I fucking despise those dipshits several times.

You suck at spychecking. (I spent too long on this edit. :V)

It feels like a lot of these gaming-adjacent news sites prioritize whatever feels silly or funny to do a writeup on rather than actual issues that could fuck over a lot of people. :P Corporations and politicians are doing worse and worse shit daily but folks would rather write... Whatever this is.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Pulling out the forum weapon again, here's your attention, goofy goober.