Angela

@heyaries325

In This House, we see the world wildly and in wild ways, we dance EVERY Fri. Day. Night, we take the time to think of something silly, and we don’t want you to have the worst day at your job. Also Star Wars. A lot of Star Wars.

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Angela@heyaries325· 23d

I won’t claim it’s the best but it’s definitely the most relevant to real life situations.

First panel is Bilbo Baggins looking pensive, text reads AFTER ALL, WHY SHOULDN’T I?

Second panel he seems satisfied with himself while holding a pair of metal kitchen tongs. Text reads WHY SHOULDN’T I BE A LITTLE CRAB MAN GOING CLICKETY CLACK?

Angela@heyaries325· Jul 13

I read it. I know it won’t satisfy everyone and that’s fine. But it is authentic, and respectful to those who mourn him with being hagiography. And I’m not here to scold or tone police anyone. Graham was always a POS. But this bit is the balance *public figures* should strive for:

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today.
Not because I have forgotten what came after.
Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.
I will choose to remember the time before Trump.
Because I believe in an America after Trump.

Angela@heyaries325· Jun 25

Thanks, now I know why this dumb thing exists:

A screenshot of the McDonald’s app menu categories highlighting the recent addition of a section called “Protein Picks”….which is like…why, though?

Angela@heyaries325· Jun 20

I just searched Widow’s Bay cuz I wanted to see what people are saying about the finale and the Timeline Gods smiled upon you.

A screenshot of 2 posts in order on my TL are as follows:

I 👏 NEED 👏 Y’ALL 👏 TO 👏 WATCH WIDOWS 👏 BAY 👏 PLEASE 😭

Then Erin’s post:

Ok fine I’ll watch Widows Bay.

Angela@heyaries325· Jun 14

I humbly suggest not wasting your time or giving this account any oxygen. If it’s an actual person, they are completely disingenuous and are unwilling to engage in any way with reality. Their first post is an admission that they’ve already dismissed any objective evidence of Trump’s corruption.

Screenshot of account’s first post

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@elapensacola.bsky.social
O followers 1 following 3 posts

I'm new to platform, & joined b/c I don't believe in echo chamber living. I'm concerned b/c l've never seen actual EVIDENCE Trump is a pedophile, a rapist, stealing money, a grifter, suffering from dementia, or mentally unable to be President. Unsupported accusations everywhere, but where is proof?

Angela@heyaries325· Jun 13

I am not here to argue against your premise. I have only come to say that adding Pedro Pascal’s face to things is ultimately an improvement to the thing. I wish I had something with Kumail’s face on it!

In the foreground is the Fantastic Four movie theatre cup featuring Pedro Pascal and in the background is the Pedro Pascal popcorn bucket, in which he has his long stretchy arm awkwardly wrapped around the bucket.

Angela@heyaries325· Jun 13

Me too, and I can prove that I have some experience at terrible Star Wars art cuz here’s a painting I did of Ahsoka one afternoon with my kid.

A childlike painting I did of Ahsoka’s face on a blue background. It is very much not lifelike. The inspiration was a Funko pop but it doesn’t really look like that either.

Angela@heyaries325· May 25

What is even going on? This is what I got. Ffs.

Screenshot of a Google search and ai’s answer:

how many ts in blueberry

There are 2 "t"s in the word
"bluebertry"... wait, no!
There is only 1 "t" in the word
"blueberry". a
It is the very last letter in the word.

Angela@heyaries325· May 15

Really hoping @kenjennings.bsky.social sees this because I’m definitely more proud of it than it warrants: #jeopardy @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social

Screenshot:

Parker Molloy@@parkermolloy.com • 1h
Apparently, it is emo night at the White Sox game. Sad to be missing it

Flyer reads:
Emo Night
Thursday, May 14 @ 6:40 p.m. CT vs.
Royals
Calling all Emos young and elder! The White Sox are hosting their first ever Emo Night at the ballpark! Each ticket purchased includes a T-shirt to the game, The pregame patio performance from local Chicago band, Knuckle Puck has officially sold out.
If you have any questions or would like to purchase 20 or more tickets, please contact Owen Blake at 312-674-5353.
Buy Tickets

Screenshot of my reply to Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
missing emo night and being sad about it is the ultimate emo move

• ••
Angela @heyaries325.bsky.social •
Me: I'll take Baseball Goes Emo for $1000, Ken.
Ken Jennings: The title of this sea shanty by The Decemberists could also describe the hopes of Seattle fans after a bruising playoff loss.
What is....

Angela@heyaries325· May 8

Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave, worried about his wife, but grateful for Calico Cut Pants.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 23

You guys are all gonna feel really stupid when it turns out Laszlo Cravensworth made him the first immortal congressman.

Laszlo from What We Do In The Shadows, popping in and waving hello

A focus in on a man filing paperwork from the OP’s pic who looks suspiciously like Laszlo Cravensworth.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 22

Folks, I dunno how you’re gonna feel about this…

A screenshot of the title of an episode of Pod Save America called “J. Edgar Boozer”.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 21

Jamie Ding, babeee!

Jamie Ding, super duper Jeopardy champion, wresting an orange sweater. He’s worn orange every day of his run.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 20

Fry from Futurama, wearing a dark suit and yellow tie, planet Earth in the background. White text reads “I’ll be whatever I want to do!”

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 15

Oooh I have a deep cut.

DVD cover of Father Doing Mysteries featuring Tom Bosley as Father Dowling and Tracey Nelson as Sister Stevie in front of a stained glass window background.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 8

I’m not familiar with this particular columnist but judging by her degree from Hillsdale and the other outlets she’s been published in…it’s giving “partisan hack.” Useful opinions should start from a basis of fact. This…is not that.

Ingrid Jacques has worked in journalism for two decades. Prior to starting at USA TODAY in 2022, she served as a columnist and deputy editorial page editor at The Detroit News, where she spent 12 years as a member of the editorial board. She has written frequently on Michigan and national politics, with a focus on education and cultural issues. In addition to The Detroit News, her work has appeared in the Wall Street Journal, National Review (online), the Washington Examiner, Real Clear Politics, and the Weekly Standard, among others. A native of Salem, Oregon, Ingrid has a degree in English from Hillsdale College and a master's in journalism from Michigan State University. She currently lives in Metro Detroit with her husband.

Angela@heyaries325· Apr 8

If you need further proof that this is an absurd opinion to have on this specific morning, consider that when you follow this hyper-link, it leads to a source from Twitter. (I don’t know exactly what because I deleted my account nearly 2 years ago.)

Screenshot from the article that reads:
The midterm elections are just seven months away, after all, and **the signs aren't looking great for Democrats** when compared with previous midterms under a Republican president.

Note: I added emphasis to the part that is hyper-linked; clinking on it sends you to Twitter/X but I’m not sure exactly what since I don’t have an account. I assume it’s just some random post. Otherwise, why not link it directly?

Angela@heyaries325· Mar 27

I’d like to know more about this immigrant. Was it someone dangerous? Or was it someone running a food cart that wasn’t properly registered? Perhaps someone who paid a parking ticket a few days late?

Text from linked articles: In a separate incident in Los Angeles over the summer, Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn't locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials that one of his bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office to Lyons in case he needed medical intervention, according to one current and one former official.

Angela@heyaries325· Mar 25

We were there too! (I also have a very shaky, very unprofessionally shot nearly 20-minute video of the entire parade that I can share but I don’t know how interesting it will be 😂)