Hot Kal Summer

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Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jun 25

Star Trek AU where everything is exactly the same except every time a Starfleet officer sets their phaser to stun they’re actually giving that son of a bitch a Stone Cold Stunner.

Manip of Stone Cold Steve Austin giving Big Show Paul Wight a Stone Cold Stunner but Tim Paris’s face is superimposed over Big Show’s face and Seven of Nine’s face is superimposed over Stone Cold’s.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jun 25

D-Generation Me is this anything?

Photo of Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson,
the Young Bucks, on the AEW Collision set. They are wearing neon green and black, the signature colors of D-Generation X. The Young Bucks were known as GenerationMe in TNA Wrestling. Hence “D-Generation Me”

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jun 19

Listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social makes me marginally smarter because I read this and thought “huh, this is how I found out when they say “Pakistani Grooming Gangs” they mean “Jimmy Savile.”

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jun 17

Watching #StarTrek Enterprise S02E08: “The Communicator.” This guy’s brain is so strong his forehead has abs.

Screen capture of an alien antagonist from Star Trek Enterprise Season 2 Episode 8: “The Communicator”. His forehead has ridges that separates it into six sections. The angle of the outside ridges make them look like upside down abdominal muscles.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jun 6

Image depicting Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb talking to a sock puppet in the “weird it happened twice” meme. The image has been recaptioned to say it I had a nickel for every time Jack Quaid played a cube I’d have two nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.”

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· May 21

I beg your finest fucking pardon @steampowered.com What is your approval process even like

Screenshot of a game listing on Steam called “Plantation Simulator.” It’s exactly what you think it

The owner of the plantation is wearing an all-white suit and hat like he’s Doug Dimmadome. In the video on the site his hat even grows taller. There are even brown colored “employees” you can whip into shape so they work harder.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· May 16

I’ve been watching so much #StarTrek that my brain is poisoned in a very specific way #Voyager #CaptainJaneway

A meme I made based on the Mad Men image
Macro in which panel one featured Michael Ginsberg (played by Ben Feldman) saying “I feel bad for you,” to Jon Hamm’s Don Draper who responds “I don’t think about you at all.” 29th Century Captain John Braxton of the Federation Timeship Relativity is super imposed over Michael Ginsberg’s face, and Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager. It plays off the fact Braxton hates Janeway and calls her a menace to the timeline when she wants to avoid time travel altogether.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Mar 10

It’s come to my attention that Gabby Ortiz’s twitter (@gabbityortiz.bsky.social) was nuked so her tweet that reads “wrestlers are never beating the stupid allegations” is also gone forever. I just happened to screenshot it so here you go #wrestlesky, use it when a wrestler does something stupid.

Screenshot of a tweet from wrestler Gabby Ortiz (@gabbity) that reads “Wrestlers are never beating the stupid allegations”

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Feb 16

It’s impossible for me to not speak up when two of my hyper fixations intersect (comics and wrestling) in unexpected ways. On that note, here’s the thing about Identity Crisis: It’s as bad as everyone says is. BUT, it also also contains what is possibly the funniest comic book scene ever written

A conversation between Clark Kent and his parents at the farm’s dinner table. Ma briefly talks about how handsome—I’m assuming Alan Scott—Green Lantern is, but then Clark interjects, returning a check Ma wrote to the Daily Planet for a subscription. Ma insists on paying and Clark reiterates the offer of being on a comped list while sitting in his chair like he just got in trouble for breaking a glass window while hitting a baseball.

Ma once again insists and says he can’t stop her, he starts to remind her he can to which she responds, and I quote: “I bet Batman never does this to his parents.” Which leaves Clark stunned.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Feb 4

Strictly speaking, it was. The attached covers are from 2005.

Six covers of the comic series “Justice League Elite,” a comic from 2005. There aren’t any wrestlers in these comics though.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Jan 17

I wondered if he had kids after reading this tweet on Facebook and now I’m legit wondering if he’s technically eligible for a Darwin Award

A tweet from the late cartoonist Scott Adams that reads “I wonder if BLM knows Antifa was allied with Hitler and helped him come to power. It feels as if that would be a source of tension, given BLM's focus on history. Does Antifa owe reparations to anyone who lost a family member or property to Nazi Germany?” Which is nonsense. But anyway history historian named James Fell responded “I have a master's degree in history and you have lost your fucking mind.”

After that tweet I googled if Scott Adams had kids because his stupidity should commemorated. The summary of the Google search read “does scott adams have children
“The technique is used by Dogbert in a 1989 Dilbert strip. Adams lived in Pleasanton, California, and traveled in the San Francisco Bay Area. He had no biological children. Shortly before his death, Adams announced his intention to convert to Christianity.” The source is from Wikipedia

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Scott Adams - Wikipedia

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Dec 28

I can’t even be mad because it’s mostly true. My favorite line, however, about the complexities of American Christianity is from the movie Blue Chips. ( it’s funny because Nick’s character is full of shit)

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Dec 27

Cinnamon got his name because he has this distinct spiral or swirl pattern on either side of his torso, like a Cinnamon Roll. Pumpkin has the same swirl but longer fur, so it looks like coffee foam art. The added “Jones “ was an added flourish for funsies.

Two cats, Cinnamon (left) and Pumpkin) they’re lying in bed and looking up at the camera. Cinnamon’s pattern is more visible, but you can sorta make out Pumpkin’s.

Two cats, Cinnamon (left) and Pumpkin) they’re walking on a window sill with the shades pulled. Neither are looking at the camera, but Pumpkin is looking outside while Cinnamon is otherwise occupied. Again, Cinnamon’s pattern is more visible, but you can sorta make out Pumpkin’s.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Dec 27

Here’s Pumpkin Spice Latte using Cinnamon Roll Jones as a pillow

Two cats are sleeping in a pet bed. One of them is resting his head on the edge of the bed, while the other is resting his head on the first cart’s torso

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Dec 27

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image (As best I can since I can’t include the X-Men and wrestling in this image as well.)

A fan manipulated comic book cover entitled “Super•Team Family Presents: Superman vs. Khan.” The piece features art depicting Ricardo Montalban as Khan Noonien Singh from Star Trek, looking angrily at DC Comics’ Superman, who is out in space, on the ship’s viewing screen. Khan is thinking “The KRYPTONIAN seeks vengeance for my crimes during the Eugenics Wars…he tasks me…he tasks me and I shall DESTROY him!”

Notably, Superman’s face does look determined, but does not look like he is seeking vengeance, but rather justice. Because he’s Superman.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Nov 20

A memeified version of the original posters photo of wrestlers Unagi Sayaka in the foreground (from behind) and Andreza the Giant Panda in the background walking toward Unagi (before anyone asks, yes there is a wrestler in Japan who is literally in a panda costume). Both wrestlers have text over them. The text over Unagi reads “the last piece of cheesecake in the fridge,” and over Andreza reads “me at 3am.”

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Oct 13

Why does John Cena dress like a toddler who’s in the mob

Screen shot of John Cena in a black suit with red pinstripes. It’s a nice suit but he’s so large he looks like a toddler that’s also a mob underboss.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Sep 21

“Remember that time I tried to sacrifice you to the devil or something?” #WWE #Wrestlepalooza

A photo of retired wrestler Mark Calaway, AKA The Undertaker, next to Stephanie McMahon. They’re both smiling while having a conversation.

Hot Kal Summer@heysmallville· Sep 18

Stephanie Vaquer, a lady with horns, and Lyra Valkyria, a lady with wings, on either side of Rhea Ripley makes it look like they’re her bad and good conscience respectively. #WWE #NXT #NXTHomecoming