Your good friend, Chris Normal

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Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· 25d

Ready Player One
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
Wrath Of Man

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· 25d

In Ready Player One, they call people who look for thew games secrets "Gunters" and due to my difficulties, I was constantly reminded of this particular sketch from the Ronnie Johns Half Hour. Anyway, thanks

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· 25d

Some personal news

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies that are made for guys like me.

All the porn l've come across was targeted at beer- swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males

Men who like their women stupid and submissive Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock- hungry nymphos with gargantuan breasts and a three- word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self- mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,' Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman- hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind: Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than vou are You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed qlasses: Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework, and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic. But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film? No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
2/12

I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind that drive nerds like me mad with desire I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve. The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society. Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs. Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses and chips on their shoulders,
My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.
In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked,
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.
Buy stock in some hand cream companies because there is about to be a major shortage.
3/12

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren of all sexual orientations. Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag- queens."
This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions, because this country is full of database programmers and electronics engineers and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need
And you can help ...
If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry, and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet, then you are hired.
It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive. It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful, You are beautiful. .. And I will make you a star.
4/12

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· 26d

This seems like a bit of an issue

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Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· 27d

Apologies, he almost gets his head taken off by the sign for Batman Records and then takes a guy out with the Off Ya Tree sign. And check out the rest of mid-90s Melbourne.

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 13

My favourite Craigslist post

Comic book artist (internet)

I am writing a comic book based on my story Clown White.. It is a murde mystery on a world where clowns are real. There are issues or racism and homophobia that are addressed in an indirect way (like fiction often does) Circus clowns have a higher place in society than party clowns. This doesn't mean all circus clowns work in the circus. Senator Jingles Snout is a republican US Senator. (Circus Clown)

Transgender is addressed, Boz.. I mean Buzz O'Brien is a cop, he is humar despite being born a clown

I have had several artists assigned to assist me.. time has been a major issue wit a few , poor quality of work an issue with others.

I am planning on putting the first 20 panels on Kickstarter to fund what would be 10 - 12 issues which would be available online. My Idea would be to collect hose into a graphic novel which would be sold either as digital or hard copy, am not looking for the best artist in the world, but the first few panels include :Life the Clown" in a tub (no naughty bits showing). This is not gratuitous, I vant to establish that these are real clowns and that Life is very pretty. So th ability to draw the human form is essential

I understand this is choppy and quickly put together ad, please don't judge th project by it. I wanted to hit several topics in a few lines
If you might be interested please write me, a copy of your work.
Steven

Location: internet
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
‣ Compensation: when we get money from Kickstarter I would give you half, out of my half

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 11

Billy Zane

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 11

There's already advertisments in game. Every bit of IP that is implemented is an ad. How can that be a plot point if it's already the core conceit of the film

Milhouse as Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie BTS

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 11

do you think it was actually her

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Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 9

I know conventional wisdom is that YouTube isn't art etc etc, I think that's dismissive of a certain type of artform, yknow whatever. But this shit just makes it so much worse. It actively incentivises pointless AI-driven slop content.

YouTube screenshot

Save time with auto speed

Adaptive video speed to watch faster without missing important details

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 7

Sorry. You wrote this in a tone that I found amusing

Skyrim loading screen with Johns post as the tip.

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 6

The Simpsons, the guy who's selling a frame nudging franchise

"You will receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including"

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 4

Thank god this website is full of millennial Australians, otherwise this might not make any sense

The No Gary No guys from that Nicorette ad from 20 years ago. Don't worry about it.

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 4

I saw The Electric State, you ain't getting out of samsara this time around

After hearing her theory about past lives, Partridge asked Brown to share her thoughts on what happens when we die. “You go to heaven,” she said. “That’s what I believe.”

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 4

I know what I want

Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer post breakup singing Love Stinks

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jul 2

Let it go girl damn

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You looked good back then.

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jun 30

Your good friend, Chris Normal@heythatsmyleg· Jun 29

This was a dirty move from me, that I've been dying to do. Nasty work. Thank you JackSepticEye. I can maybe think of one way out of it if it was turned against me.