Simon J
@hobnobking
One of those late middle-aged men with a large synthesiser collection you were warned about. Widower. Single Dad. Crown green bowls prodigy. Cymraeg/Suomi/Svenska.
These are for sale in a local antiques shop. A selection of suffocated Sooties in various stages of decomposition. I reckon I could get them for £5 if you're keen.
More photos of the sculpting and casting of the Terry Jones statue in Colwyn Bay Library.
Sculpting and casting of the Terry Jones statue now in place on Colwyn Bay Prom.
I've been enjoying the sense of regret contained in the headline on the front of my paper all day, lads.
@mysteriosox.bsky.social This is my friend Arnold's (86) everyday car. You could not comprehend the amount of money he's spent keeping it like this, or buying me coffee and pastries every Monday and Friday.
A book about how we need to keep the promises we make ourselves about the things we'll do and the way we'll live, when we are struggling to survive some of the worst moments of our life.
I'm not sure if this is a house they're building opposite me or a new Lidl.
Thanks to everyone that gave me advice on where to buy sensible, arch friendly trainers. But I bought these instead. Bowie Space Oddity Vans.
I've lived in my current house for over 20 years and I've never known my crabapple tree put out a crop like this before. It's odd, when you consider how hot and dry it has been.
Will the owner of a black Rolls Royce, registration number HRH 1 - oh fuck that's me.
Welsh! About time we took our place in the pantheon of the world's leading wine makers or something.
Click like for "My God, you've got exquisite taste" and if you think otherwise, just shut your face.
Behoooolllld my perfect hedges. I've got to show someone, they'll never look this good again. It's a middle-aged man thing.