Holmies At Home
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Sherlock and Mycroft. Maine Coon brothers who enjoy cuddling, fighting, chasing and washing one another. Sometimes all at once.
AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS VERY ACCURATE AND OFFICIAL PHOTO MANDOLINE IS APPROXIMATELY TWICE THE SIZE OF ME I HOPE THIS HELPS REGARDS MYCROFT
HELLO IT IS #ThrowbackThursday HERE I AM WITH MY BROTHER DURING OUR BRIEF PERIOD AS A NOVELTY CIRCUS ACT WE WOULD COMBINE TO FORM LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET UNFORTUNATELY WE HAD TO GIVE IT UP DUE TO BECOMING TOO FLUFFY REHARDS MYCROFT
THE THING IS MIA OCTAVIA FRIEND I AM NOT AT ALL CERTAIN IT IS PART OF ME I OFTEN HAVE TROUBLE CATCHING AND WASHING IT AND SOMETIMES IT SNEAKS UP ON ME REGARDS MYCROFT PS IT IS NOT MY SNAKE FRIEND DIOGENES I HAVE CHECKED
OUR HUMAN COULD NOT GET AN EXACT MEASUREMENT LET ALONE A PHOTO BUT SHE SAYS SHE BELIEVES BOTH OUR TAILS ARE AROUND 14" I WEIGH ABOUT 14 POUNDS AND MY BROTHER SHERLOCK 12 POUNDS REGARDS MYCROFT
WELL FLANOY FRIEND THE HUMAN COULD NOT GET AN EXACT MEASUREMENT LET ALONE A PHOTO WHICH IS HER OWN FAULT FOR TRYING TO COMB ME YESTERDAY NO WONDER I WAS SKITTISH BUT SHE BELIEVES THAT BOTH MY TAIL AND MY BROTHER'S ARE ABOUT 14" WE CONGRATULATE MCQUEEN ON HIS MAGNIFICENT TAIL REGARDS MYCROFT
HELLO THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN MAY I JOIN IN yes of course mycroft I WILL SPRAWL AND COGITATE
the human says is the game afoot sherlock no it is clearly a shoe sometimes i worry that my human is apparently allowed to go out unsupervised
AN INSULT HAS OCCURRED HUMAN 1 PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID TO HUMAN 2 'TELL YOUR CAT TO STOP STEALING MY HEARING AIDS' I DID NOT STEAL IT I WAS JUST REMOVING IT FOR A ROUTINE INSPECTION REGARDS MYCROFT
our human's tablet sometimes turns that feature on and it generally identifies us as a white dog
apparently there is henry cavill am i handsomer than henry cavill? who can say but at least my blond hair is my own
hello if you are discussing the best sherlock and watson this morning please consider us sherlock (cat) and watson (toy cow)
HUMAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WEATHER LOOK AT MY BROTHER HE HAS MELTED
is it one large cat having a wash? surprise no! it is me washing my brother love sherlock
a very difficult puzzle can you spot me in this photo of craft supplies? i am hiding love sherlock
I AM MYCROFT, A WELL READ CAT I ALSO ENJOY SUPERHERO MOVIES, THE DISNEY DESCENDANTS FRANCHISE AND THE DOCUMENTARY WORKS OF RUTH GOODMAN AND MY TOY ORANGE FISH
i am sherlock i sit on my human my human says are you my furry little breeze block sherlock? yes i am
it is me and my associate watson the cow the human says watson are you ok i do not understand he is my friend so i sit on him that is how cats work love sherlock
hello it is #ThrowbackThursday here is an occasion when mycroft was in my human's lap so i came and sat on him I NOW PREFER HUMAN 2'S LAP BUT WILL TAKE HUMAN 1 IF HE IS NOT AVAILABLE i do not usually sit on human 2's lap but i do try to sleep on his head in the night
NO HUMAN I DID NOT STEAL THAT SMALL PLASTIC BAG WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY I WALKED UP TO YOU, LOOKED YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SAID 'MUP MUP', PICKED UP THE BAG IN MY MOUTH AND WALKED OFF THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME AT ALL REHARDS MYCROFT
beautiful koshka our humans' first owner was a black and white cat called koshka apparently she was much cleverer than us
I AM MYCROFT AKA MIKEY MIKEY BOO MIKEY BIKEY BOO PROFESSOR SIR MYCROFT VON BOO MIKEY MONKEY MIKING, THE BIKING VIKING LITTLE MYCRON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PARCEL MYCROFT