🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃
@holynosebleed
Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but we already have Scrooge that everyone wants to bone. And it doesn't feature an actor with a severely damaged reputation.
"A.I. is the way of the future and we just need to acce-"
Best Buy Ad: IT'S TIME! PRE-ORDER GTA6 NOW!!!! Me:
If you see this, repost with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.
While he'd be great as Cobra Commander, Goggins would equally be good as Hawk. Really though, I'm just excited to see him in a G.I. Joe movie where he isn't immediately jobbed out.
Looking at your fancast was like a salve to my very soul. Truly inspired casting. If I may add one more, just for fun: Vernon Wells as Zartan.
Fucking co-signed. So glad I had parents that didn't try to censor everything. Especially grateful towards my mother who, no matter what I was watching, made sure I was handling it and understanding it.
face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
Hot take: I liked it better when The Thing (Ben Grimm of the Fantastic Four) wasn't made to looks as if he was covered in rocks. I honestly prefer the original concept of him essentially being a walking rock-hard callous.
There are definitely a few Hanna-Barbera shows I still hold near and dear.
My official stance regarding Sony's announcement:
I gotta stop building fighting game rosters. It's really stealing the hours of my day. Anyway, here's who I'd stick in Tokon if they wanted to expand the roster size.
You know what I love about this movie poster for The Warriors? Due to the colour red being clearly associated with the titular heroes, the poster seems to imply that one baseball guy is one of them. Like, just imagine the scenario where this dude left his gang for them but kept the baseball motif.
Ah, I see. So they're giving Smokescreen his due.