Me: Those Swarovski Shrek figurines look ridiculous. Who would spend good money on these things? Swarovski: Oh really, bitch?

It would be very funny if the Trump Curse strikes Argentina and it carries over into Milei losing in next year’s elections as a consequence.

We would also like to introduce our Large Adult Banana Bread.

The Party Man household would like to welcome to the world our little bundle of banana bread.

This headline looks terrible for America but great for Donkey Kong.

Every day they become the meme.

Oh yeah here you go bro

Well, to my understanding, I believe you’re supposed to throw the carcass in a big hole and cover it with dirt and maybe put a cross on top of it so it doesn’t come back.

I sincerely hope this guy is a bot programmed to be the most annoying dumb guy on Facebook and not an actual person.

🎵Rosemary, Heaven restores you in life🎵

Yeah, I bet he is right about now.

The masses in question:

My therapist: The Filet-O-Fish Double Down isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. The Filet-O-Fish Double Down:

My favorite Taco Bell tradition is permanently removing ingredients from the menu during a health scare. Hope you weren’t too attached to having lettuce and pico de gallo in your order.

Facebook is just a boomer AI slop factory that produces rage bait and ad revenue. It’s what Elon wishes Twitter could be.

Every once in a while, the Huffington Post has to remind you that they’re still shitlibs.

That’s fucking funny

Ngl, I really did think this was a rabbit.

My favorite moment in Final Fantasy VI is when Terra summons Odin and then looks at the player and says “This is not a true God, the only God is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be thy name by Kingdom come thy will be done in Earth as it is in Heaven.”

The McRib is back

I guess she wasn’t as popular on Threads as she hoped she’d be.

Show this to your Christian conservative family members and watch their heads explode.

GameStop is just a Funko Pop and Pokémon card store now confirmed.

🎵I’m at the chicken place, on Facebook Marketplace🎵 🎵I’m eating chicken that I bought from Facebook Marketplace🎵

My girlfriend and I getting home at 4:00 AM after dancing all night with our friends, a gay couple who is five and seven years younger than us:

It is 2006. I am 21 years old. I am outside Club Space at 1:30 am. A girl in a black halter top is puking across the street. It is 2026. I am 41 years old. I am outside Club Space at 1:30 am. A girl in a black halter top is puking across the street.

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.

One thing we need to ban when we seize power is conservative white men doing the 2Pac bandana.