gentle mochi princess
@honeymoonphase
yolo 🌼
Our nanny uses the vacuum This is how I found it What the fuck? How long has she been doing this? It works?
I misidentified a seagull as a duck and the bartender insisted on giving me binoculars to actually see
Squatting at my bf’s house and enjoying his backyard (aka waiting for him to get off of work)
Was it the Halsey comment? Or the tired of men comment? 👀
My boyfriend has this hanging on his fridge and it’s sending me to the fucking moon lmao
#bluesky Love a beach day. Collected shells. No shark teeth :(
Post-break up fake LEGO build I’m listening to The Girls Who Grew Big (I love this fucking book) and getting back into my hobbies Feels good Didn’t realize I bought the pho set (it’s a sushi series) We got pho on our first date lol of course
My old manager owns the restaurant had dinner at tonight and gave us free steak, lobster, wine, and espresso martini shots
This dress is $314 USD This clown suit is $300 This is what I mean when I say southerners dress their babies like elves Southern style is so fucking camp. I cannot.
I was looking at a local pub’s site Is “no seed/vegetable oils” a dog whistle to anyone else? Am I just terminally online?
I got new coloring books and another audiobook I wanted became available on Libby 😇
How are you running for senate and this your entire website? There’s no menu No media. No endorsements. No “About Me”. No volunteer. I fucking hate this man
These were $10 at Publix The cheaper ones were all half moldy This is outrageous
Dude!!! I plugged my wireless keyboard into the tv and it works! I didn’t know you could do that And I’m leaving the keyboard and mouse on the dining room table Feels hella 2003 in a good way