Deercowsheepie!
@hoofusdoofus
18+ ONLY, NSFW Elias/Clementine/Quill | 27 | She/Her + He/Him Autistic | grey-ace | polyam! | Permablob, Roundgender 🏳️⚧️ HRT: 7/2/2026
Bsky still doesn't have the balloon feature so this will have to do.... As of today, It's my 27th Birthday! You have to be soooo nice to me today!!!! Annnnd also maybe fatten me or inflate me to ridiculously huge and embarrassing proportuons ;3) ) ) ) )C
Thinking about .Hack again because it owns, every time I use Data Drain this is all I can think of
It's @sphericalmae.bsky.social and I's 3 year anniversary!! every moment with you is a treasure, dove! Which Makes sense since my dragoness is so good at building her hoards! I can't imagine my life without you,, and I love you more than anything hun! Mwuah! (🎨:@marxfifty.bsky.social)
HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIDEEEE Reminder that I'm queer as hell roundgender deercowsheepie..... And basically I should be heaved around as a blobby parade float or paraded around as a blimp, (Super sloppy edit that's not properly to scale cause quill is WAY shorter than eli and clem but shhhh it works here)
The island thus far, it's been a minute since I've shown the entire populace.... Ft. some miis I swapped with Mae and Stair, while we were all hangin in LA!
Aother thread revival, this fucker took too long for me to not showcase him, I wanna go back and do some tweaks eventually but otherwise im p happy!! He's going mass effect mode...
PEEP THA FLAG.... I still adore the way it came out,, The one pride flag that ideally you're too engorged/sunken into your enormity to stand for.... we bein HUGE this june, abeheh..... (Again, MASSIVE credit to @/morbidlychubese.bsky.social) for TRMENDOUS help in designing this!!!)
reviving my tomodachi thread to show off my latest Funger Mii... Marina Domek!! I couldnt get her face shape down pat but otherwise im p happy with her
We've both been so busy celebrating n spending the evening together that I almosrlt orgot to post: Happy 6 year anniversary, @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social!! Love you more than anything, Dumpling!! and I can't wait to see what the future has in store, to grow together! 💖💖 (Art by Pas, ofc!)
Congrats on the 2k, genuinely this account rules (even if Im vexed by a lack of access to many of these decadent culinary delights) I frequently think of the 8th wonder and go "Nah, Id win" but honorable mention goes to that pretzel cup from auntie Anne's that thing owns bsky.app/profile/fatf...
Reminder that I'm a HUUUUUUUGE moo... Now be a doll and fetch me a snack or two? I'm staaaarving, mwroohoo~ (Older piece I got from @/Jangle.bsky.social a while back!!
woke up to the perfect storm Im sick, just got back from a trip, while I was gone insurance denied nearly every appointment + order from last month, leaving me with a surprise $353 Bill. If yall could spare any donations it'd mean the world ko-fi.com/hoofusdoofus www.paypal.com/paypalme/dee...
OKay yeah I'm too fuckin sick to XIV, logged in to claim my chicken Emote and whipped the camera around to look at it in action and almost got motion sick on the bright side Asa get Chicken
Hit up the fabled Jollibee FFXIV takeover.... The line is like 2 hours tho so FUUUUUCK that!!!!!! We're gonna pull a mulligan and try later
Feel like I've also made a pretty cute Island.... this game is the tomodachi life sequel I've wanted for years and more!!!
The island grows.... Been slowly Accruing characters and critters....
Tomodachi life out Thursday... been waiting YEARS for this game, I fuckin ADORED the 3ds game.... think I've finally got my Deercowsheepie Miis down pat in tha demo....
"Ahhh, hello friends! I I thought you'd never be showing up...!" Asa out at the markets.... what will she buy... (Regardless she's emptying her wallet all in one go... This girl's not exactly the most frugal butterball!) (LOVELY comm of my Hrothgar gal Asa, by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social!)
Decided that when things are dire and Im expressing a deep, deep frustration/sense of hopelessness I'm gonna just start saying "Im gonna fuckin look outside....." because I hear it's beautiful....
Im not the genius I'm fucking bobo the fool it's all over im the damn buffoon
✨Hello! I'm Elias/Clementine/Quill!✨ Deercowsheepie, roundgender permablob, and weird queer internet animal extraordinaire! Sharing and posting Soft and strange furriez NEAR YOU! All my other platforms: hoofusdoofus.carrd.co (Eli, Clem, and Quill refs all by @/pastelgeneticist!!)
Yknow what to celebrate Iron Lung releasing earlier this month please enjoy one of the kinkiest posts I've ever made
Steam just HAVING discord-esque functionality now is so fuckin strange