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heathcliff is canonically frog now. former operator of cowtoolsdaily

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heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 4d

"please... my wife.. she didn't mean to insult big molecules"

retro sci fi painting by Gray Morrow depicting a man in an orange jumpsuit cradling a woman in a red and blue jumpsuit in his arms. concentric circle designs flank them and thin circle lines with dots on their perimeter hover near by

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 5d

the last thing on this earth you ever see after saying "big molecules are dumb"

vintage sci-fi illustration by Gray Morrow. a man in an orange body suit with a blue belt looks sternly as he gestures in the air apparently manipulating a bunch of spheres joined by rods that are floating before him

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 6d

what's more embarrassing: trying to capitalize on the ancient meme-debate "is a hot dog a sandwich?" or saying it's 1) customizable 2)built how you want 3)with your choice of components as if that is 3 separate points and not the same exact point restated 3 times

“People have been debating this for years, but at Subway, we know sandwiches,” says Chef John Botelho, Culinary Manager at Subway Canada. “With the SubDog, we’re not just joining the conversation; we’re settling it. This is a classic summer favourite, reimagined the Subway way – fully customizable, built exactly how you want it, with your choice of bread, toppings and sauces.”

Whether you keep it classic or go fully loaded, the SubDog is customization without limits, proof that a hot dog can do more when it thinks like a sandwich.

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 6d

adding beans and corn to my double meat devildog. at subway

Schneider's Hot Dog (double meat +$4.50 selected) 100 cals

Add-Ons: Beans and corn +$2.40, 130 cals)

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 6d

turns out that is the total calories for the subdog meal, including chips or cookies(2) and a soda. dog itself is 1150

The SubDog menu option with a picture of the subdog, $7.99, 1150 calories

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 6d

heartbroken to announce subway has pulled my brand deal because i failed to mention at least 4 times in the above post that the subdog is fully customizable

screenshot of awful corporate press release from subway announcing the sub dog that keeps calling it fully customizable over and over.

full text:

Key Facts:

Subway Canada launches the SubDog, a new footlong hot dog built as a sandwich.
The SubDog is fully customizable, with any Subway bread, toppings and sauces guests prefer.
Made with a Schneider’s® all-beef hot dog.
Subway is redefining the hot dog as a fully customizable, footlong sandwich.
TORONTO (June 29, 2026) — For years, Canadians have debated one simple question: is a hot dog a sandwich? With nearly 3,000 restaurants nationwide, Subway Canada, the country’s sandwich authority is officially settling it. The answer is yes.

Subway isn’t just saying it; it’s proving it. Introducing the SubDog, a category-reinventing sandwich experience that transforms an all-beef Schneiders hot dog into a fully customizable Subway sub.

It’s not just a Hot Dog… it’s a SubDog

The SubDog takes a familiar favourite and makes it unmistakably Subway:

Features a close to half-pound, all-beef Schneider’s hot dog
Fresh-baked bread prepared in-restaurant daily
Fully customizable toppings, from crisp lettuce and tomatoes to classic ketchup and mustard
Built Your Way – because that’s what makes it a sandwich

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 6d

excited to announce my new partnership with subway promoting "the subdog diet". visit your local subway sandwich restaurant to see a smiling cardboard standee of me holding up my spiking sodium chart

menu listing from subway website for The SubDog Meal, featuring a footling hot dog on a subway sandwich baguette with pickles and lettuce stuffed into it and drizzled in condiment zig zags. it looks gross. it's an official product photo the company put on their website on purpose and it looks gross.

From $7.99

2300 calories

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 9d

i love poems and poetry

post to the Facebook group "We Live in Lakeland & I Have Questions"

Husband and I headed to the movies to see the Odyssey .

Are kids allowed

. We have an 18 month old .

Since it's rated r can he come ??

I know it's a crazy question .

They won't answer the phone .

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heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 11d

HELP i found a baby bunny hiding in my watermelons and i need advice on how to feel this amazing all the time

close up of a watermelon and many leaves with a little brown bunny face poking out from behind them

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 16d

at the base of a black chain-link fence, a pale pink post-it note lies on a bed of grey gravel and brown dead brush. on the post it, is a simple drawing of a smiling cat face and the letters "Sa"

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· 25d

my pollinator garden has a new vistor

screenshot from the Seek app I identifying a photo of a honeybee on a white zinnia bloom as "Bald Eagle".

"YOU OBSERVED A NEW SPECIES" it says, excitedly about a picture that could not look less like a bald eagle.

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jul 7

oh my god they did it. honeydew live wire

a honeydew melon cut open to reveal orange flesh instead of the typical green

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jul 4

hampton inn is great for the cuck with a big deadline at work

hotel room with a full desk in the middle of the room with the chair aimed towards the bed

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jun 30

going to bunny cop hooters

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jun 25

post your favorite Animorphs cover i'll start

an eBay listing for Men's Nightwear Jumpsuit pajamas that are like a striped onesie with a hood with bear ears on it the picture shows multiple models wearing differ colors of the onesie, all lined up diagonally across the page and all but one of them are standing chest-forward staring directly at the viewer. one model, in a pink onesie, is turned around and looking back over his shoulder

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jun 16

they're AI-generating Chick Tracts now

samples from a black and white chick tract comic. an obviously AI-generated squirrel finds an AI-generated acorn and makes AI-generated soy faces at it and then sets off some mechanism with a "CLICK" and thinks "uh oh..."

on another page guy smirks while taking a selfie giving a thumbs up while saying "success! completely sober." behind him, AI-generated people din a totally different art style sort of look like they are chugging AI-generated bottles.

in another panel, an AI generated girl cracks an AI-generated smile with a joint in her hand and tells the guy "Try it Logan. You'll never want to stop. Logan takes a hit saying "No! just one toke..."while a hippy flies away in the background.

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jun 16

she has been pressed into a rectangle

a limited edition can of SPAM that says Hello Kitty on it and has Hello Kitty holding a little spam and rice treat on it

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· Jun 13

oh cool this bag comes with a vape

a blue purse with white straps that resembles a small rectanglar duffle about the size of a loaf of bread. one of the straps has a long black plastic anti-theft device hanging from it that says "3-alarm"

heathcliff, but frog@hopcliff· May 26

we got a showerhead with these waterpik looking scalp-massager thingies and it has been a game-changer for the no-shampoo showers. i shampoo every 2 or 3 days now but i scrub my scalp with this every day.